Poison-related puns

Finalsora811 · 05-18-2012, 10:46 PM

I'm making a character who has control over poisons and I promised my friends that I would be making a poison-related pun AT LEAST once per session. Can anyone give me some suggestions that would work? I wanna do something like this. By the way, Mr. Freeze was my FAVORITE part of that movie.

PK · 05-18-2012, 10:51 PM

"He never knew it was there. I-owe-Cain for teaching me that trick."

"Sayonara . . . I mean, cyanide-a, pal."

Finalsora811 · 05-18-2012, 10:54 PM

O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.

sir_pudding · 05-18-2012, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finalsora811

O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.

I do think me that thou art French, as thou doth eat poisson.

Anaraxes · 05-19-2012, 12:38 AM

TL4? "Eat hot lead!" (Hey, it's a poison, too.)
"I want you to feel venom-enal."
"Arsenic all before, and he's a goner."
"Hemlock? Him couldn't even shut the door."
"Every rose has its thorn." <shrug>
"You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion."
"He be on hebenon anon."
"You're toxin my patience."

Quote:

thou doth eat poisson.

"Distribute this!"

Flyndaran · 05-19-2012, 12:44 AM

Digitalis? No, Alice doesn't need to know.
You are the apple seed of my eye.
It's bright in here. Anyone need a nightshade?
or a monkshood?

Icelander · 05-19-2012, 01:20 AM

Monksbane.
Wolfsbane.
Would you believe in any other bane?

Finalsora811 · 05-19-2012, 08:11 PM

Ok lemme specify cause a lot of people are giving answers that are not exactly what I want. What I want is to do what Mr. Arnold Freeze did. At a moment where he's going to kill someone or do something epic, he's gonna say his line. Like one I thought of is not a pun, but it fits. "You shouldn't have done that. Now the snake is going to show his fangs." Like that, but puns.

Anaraxes · 05-20-2012, 10:24 AM

Venin Rome, die like the Romans.

Maz · 05-20-2012, 12:37 PM

"How do you like them apples"

"A taste of the exotic for the unlucky man without a taster"

"OK time to stop or I'll get Lucretian on your ass's"

"I love the smell of bitter almonds, smells like victory"

05-18-2012, 10:46 PM	#1
Finalsora811 Join Date: Dec 2011	Poison-related puns I'm making a character who has control over poisons and I promised my friends that I would be making a poison-related pun AT LEAST once per session. Can anyone give me some suggestions that would work? I wanna do something like this. By the way, Mr. Freeze was my FAVORITE part of that movie.

05-18-2012, 10:51 PM	#2
PK Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dobbstown Sane Asylum	Re: Poison-related puns "He never knew it was there. I-owe-Cain for teaching me that trick." "Sayonara . . . I mean, cyanide-a, pal." __________________ Reverend Pee Kitty of the Order Malkavian-Dobbsian (Twitter) (LJ) MyGURPS: My house rules and *GURPS* resources. #SJGamesLive: I answered questions about *GURPS After the End* and more! {Watch Video} - {Read Transcript}

05-18-2012, 10:54 PM	#3
Finalsora811 Join Date: Dec 2011	Re: Poison-related puns O yeah. I forgot to mention this is TL4, if that makes a difference.

05-19-2012, 12:44 AM	#6
Flyndaran Untagged Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Forest Grove, Beaverton, Oregon	Re: Poison-related puns Digitalis? No, Alice doesn't need to know. You are the apple seed of my eye. It's bright in here. Anyone need a nightshade? or a monkshood? __________________ Beware, poor communication skills. No offense intended. If offended, it just means that I failed my writing skill check.

05-19-2012, 01:20 AM	#7
Icelander Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Iceland*	Re: Poison-related puns Monksbane. Wolfsbane. Would you believe in any other bane? __________________ Za uspiekh nashevo beznadiozhnovo diela!

05-19-2012, 08:11 PM	#8
Finalsora811 Join Date: Dec 2011	Re: Poison-related puns Ok lemme specify cause a lot of people are giving answers that are not exactly what I want. What I want is to do what Mr. Arnold Freeze did. At a moment where he's going to kill someone or do something epic, he's gonna say his line. Like one I thought of is not a pun, but it fits. "You shouldn't have done that. Now the snake is going to show his fangs." Like that, but puns.

05-20-2012, 10:24 AM	#9
Anaraxes Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Poison-related puns Venin Rome, die like the Romans.

05-20-2012, 12:37 PM	#10
Maz Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Denmark	Re: Poison-related puns "How do you like them apples" "A taste of the exotic for the unlucky man without a taster" "OK time to stop or I'll get Lucretian on your ass's" "I love the smell of bitter almonds, smells like victory" Last edited by Maz; 05-20-2012 at 12:42 PM.