Armageddon High

Shiftkitty · 07-25-2014, 10:48 AM

So, while my husband is recovering from surgery, we got to chuckling about the Superiors in high school. (He was still under the effects of anesthetic, and when someone has stitches it's always fun to try to get them to laugh, which is easy when they're still kind of gassed up.) We came up with some of them and attached high school stereotypes (well, at least from when I was doing time in high school). Where would you place them?

Lawrence- Captain of the football team, probably in Jr ROTC.
Novalis- Hippy chick (of course)
Blandine- Spooky Goth-poet chick
Beleth- Creepy Goth-poet chick
Saminga- Truly disturbing Goth dude who needs serious therapy
Marc- Rich kid
Eli- Hippy stoner dude (of course), excels in art class
Furfur- Metal stoner dude, excels in being obnoxious
Michael- Jock, excels at every sport, but doesn't have enough discipline to lead a team
Dominic- Hall monitor
Kobal- Class clown who is probably going to show up with a small arsenal under a trench-coat at some point
Belial- Firebug who will probably join him
Haagenti- Fat kid who's always swiping your lunch
Asmodeus- Hall monitor who is willing to "work a deal" if he catches you
Fleurity- Drug dealer, won't let anyone look inside his locker
Lilith- School sex pot, sneers at the cheerleaders
Gabriel- Transgender kid who keeps to him/herself
Khalid- Foreign exchange student
Litheroy- Snitch
Baal- Self-described "military mad-man", will probably hook Kobal up with that arsenal, Jr ROTC dropout
Jean- Tech geek who will deign to speak to you when you have tech questions, otherwise leave him alone and don't touch anything
Vapula- Tech geek who wishes "Mad Science" was a legitimate course... or at least an elective
Nybbas- A/V geek, has the who school wired including the girls' locker room and bathrooms. Especially the girl's locker room and bathrooms...
Janus- Rebel with a motorcycle
Valefor- Rebel with your wallet, your homework, and your locker combination

I know the list isn't complete, but this was far as we got before the nurse came in with his meds and knocked him out. What do you have?

naraht · 07-25-2014, 01:47 PM

Malphas - President of Student Council

robkelk · 07-25-2014, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shiftkitty

Baal- Self-described "military mad-man", will probably hook Kobal up with that arsenal, Jr ROTC dropout

He didn't drop out - they kicked him out. Nobody wanted another "Colonel Kilgore"...

Zadkiel - the girl who always stands up to the bullies and never takes any guff from anyone. Mom was a hippie chick; she's a little more in-your-face.

Mariel - the wallflower everybody forgets is in the class.

Rocket Man · 07-26-2014, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Shiftkitty

Gabriel- Transgender kid who keeps to him/herself

He/she also used to do the school announcements before having a truly epic blowup with the Student Council. Word's gotten out: don't **** Gabe off or the "weird kid" will make you regret it.

Christopher -- the little brother who just hit freshman year.

Yves -- Not a kid, but the school librarian. (And an "unofficial counselor.")
Kronos -- Not a kid, but the school custodian, the one who knows everyone's secrets.

naraht · 08-25-2014, 09:05 AM

Whose left off the list at this point?
Andre, David, Meserach, Legion, Uriel (Graduated?), Corruption, both Secrets?
(and of course the swim team)

Shiftkitty · 08-25-2014, 09:51 AM

Maybe Uriel was in the advanced classes and got accepted into college early?

naraht · 08-25-2014, 12:39 PM

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Maybe Uriel was in the advanced classes and got accepted into college early?

Half the school thinks he graduated early and half the school thinks he got expelled. :)

A Grue · 08-25-2014, 05:52 PM

Magog- Legendary school bully who got sent to juvie.

Alaemon- Chronic gossip, confidant, and holder of the school's burn book.

naraht · 08-25-2014, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by A Grue

Mammon- Legendary school bully who got sent to juvie.

Alaemon- Chronic gossip, confidant, and holder of the school's burn book.

Mammon? Mammon is Greed. Perhaps you meant Magog (Cruelty)?

ladyarcana55 · 08-25-2014, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by naraht

Mammon? Mammon is Greed. Perhaps you meant Magog (Cruelty)?

Wouldn't the school bully be the one to take the kids' lunch money?

07-25-2014, 10:48 AM	#1
Shiftkitty Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: A little south of Heaven and a little north of Hell.	Armageddon High So, while my husband is recovering from surgery, we got to chuckling about the Superiors in high school. (He was still under the effects of anesthetic, and when someone has stitches it's always fun to try to get them to laugh, which is easy when they're still kind of gassed up.) We came up with some of them and attached high school stereotypes (well, at least from when I was doing time in high school). Where would you place them? Lawrence- Captain of the football team, probably in Jr ROTC. Novalis- Hippy chick (of course) Blandine- Spooky Goth-poet chick Beleth- Creepy Goth-poet chick Saminga- Truly disturbing Goth dude who needs serious therapy Marc- Rich kid Eli- Hippy stoner dude (of course), excels in art class Furfur- Metal stoner dude, excels in being obnoxious Michael- Jock, excels at every sport, but doesn't have enough discipline to lead a team Dominic- Hall monitor Kobal- Class clown who is probably going to show up with a small arsenal under a trench-coat at some point Belial- Firebug who will probably join him Haagenti- Fat kid who's always swiping your lunch Asmodeus- Hall monitor who is willing to "work a deal" if he catches you Fleurity- Drug dealer, won't let anyone look inside his locker Lilith- School sex pot, sneers at the cheerleaders Gabriel- Transgender kid who keeps to him/herself Khalid- Foreign exchange student Litheroy- Snitch Baal- Self-described "military mad-man", will probably hook Kobal up with that arsenal, Jr ROTC dropout Jean- Tech geek who will deign to speak to you when you have tech questions, otherwise leave him alone and don't touch anything Vapula- Tech geek who wishes "Mad Science" was a legitimate course... or at least an elective Nybbas- A/V geek, has the who school wired including the girls' locker room and bathrooms. Especially the girl's locker room and bathrooms... Janus- Rebel with a motorcycle Valefor- Rebel with your wallet, your homework, and your locker combination I know the list isn't complete, but this was far as we got before the nurse came in with his meds and knocked him out. What do you have? __________________ "Your problem is you play too many role-playing games." ~My brother's complaint when I wouldn't help him commit a felony. I wound up turning him in. Maybe he should have played more.

07-25-2014, 01:47 PM	#2
naraht Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Armageddon High Malphas - President of Student Council

08-25-2014, 09:05 AM	#5
naraht Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Armageddon High Whose left off the list at this point? Andre, David, Meserach, Legion, Uriel (Graduated?), Corruption, both Secrets? (and of course the swim team) Last edited by naraht; 08-25-2014 at 09:31 AM.

08-25-2014, 09:51 AM	#6
Shiftkitty Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: A little south of Heaven and a little north of Hell.	Re: Armageddon High Maybe Uriel was in the advanced classes and got accepted into college early? __________________ "Your problem is you play too many role-playing games." ~My brother's complaint when I wouldn't help him commit a felony. I wound up turning him in. Maybe he should have played more.

08-25-2014, 05:52 PM	#8
A Grue Join Date: Jul 2012	Re: Armageddon High Magog- Legendary school bully who got sent to juvie. Alaemon- Chronic gossip, confidant, and holder of the school's burn book. Last edited by A Grue; 08-26-2014 at 06:53 AM.