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Old 06-28-2007, 04:16 AM   #951
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Just a reminder for those who care - on Monday I'll be sorting out the Kromm Birthday donations from the rest of the department money. If you wanted to make a donation but haven't, this weekend is the last chance.
And as is traditional, this is me exhorting the faithful to give generously.

What are a few dollars compared to Eternal Salvation and the Happy Beaming Birthday Smile of KROMM?

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In other news, I heard that Kromm had the surgeon replace his gall stones with *tiny* d6's, so his insides will also be able to enjoy the glory of GURPS, and not go into revolt again.
And I heard that as a result, KROMM now has to roll his internal d6's when he attempts to pass water. Theologists disagree on what His target number is.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:06 AM   #952
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OTOH, we had quite a bit of rain in germany, and less blue sky than appropriate for summer. Obviously the Forces of Evil are up to no good, and are aiming at australia and germany. As we are (roughly) at opposite sides of the earth, their Evil plan presumably is of a global nature. Maybe some good-hearted people could, just by coincidence, meet in some tavern and decide to do something about this ? For the greater glory of Him ?
I volunteer for it, and add the further incentive of The Holy Mead Of KROMM to gather more Followers Of The Line Editor.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:28 PM   #953
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OTOH, we had quite a bit of rain in germany, and less blue sky than appropriate for summer. Obviously the Forces of Evil are up to no good, and are aiming at australia and germany. As we are (roughly) at opposite sides of the earth, their Evil plan presumably is of a global nature. Maybe some good-hearted people could, just by coincidence, meet in some tavern and decide to do something about this ? For the greater glory of Him ?
Oh, you mean like a modern-times Fellowship of Kromm? If we had a tavern around here, I would be already at it, although the part about good-hearted people could be a little hard to do. Could it be instead some evil-hearted people willing to do some good in the sacred name of Kromm?

It does involves having to dismember and disembowel, right? Or else nothing could come out of it.
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:36 PM   #954
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Could it be instead some evil-hearted people willing to do some good in the sacred name of Kromm?
Isnīt that a logical contradiction ? If somebody recognizes His sacredness, doesnīt that mean that he/she has turned away from whatever Evil he/she may have worshipped before and has found the One True Way to Happiness and Goodness ?
In other words, all are welcome to do good in His name, for His glory and our salvation from whatever the spawn of Evil is doing and planning.
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:43 PM   #955
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It does involves having to dismember and disembowel, right?
I am not sure. If the evildoers submit and surrender, turn away from Evil, and embrace His faith, He - being infinitely merciful - might permit them to do penance and worship Him instead. OTOH evildoers are not really known for being that sensible, so it may well be necessary to take action to comprehensively and completely stop them from doing Evil. Though of course it will first be necessary to find and identify those who steal the rain clouds He sends towards Oz as well as the blue skies He sends towards germany first.
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:10 AM   #956
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All praise KROMM! All praise KROMM! All! praise! KROMM!

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Old 06-30-2007, 12:24 PM   #957
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It's

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, lovely KROMM

Wonderful KROMM, Lovely KROMM.

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, magnificent KROMM,

Superlative KROMM.

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, wonderous KROMM,

Surgical KROMM, splendiferous KROMM.

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, KROOOOOMM!

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Could it be instead some evil-hearted people willing to do some good in the sacred name of Kromm?
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Isnīt that a logical contradiction ? If somebody recognizes His sacredness, doesnīt that mean that he/she has turned away from whatever Evil he/she may have worshipped before and has found the One True Way to Happiness and Goodness ?
In other words, all are welcome to do good in His name, for His glory and our salvation from whatever the spawn of Evil is doing and planning.
Thereīs no contradiction in it - Kromm, being tolerant and merciful - may His polyhedral gall stones be praised -, accepts and embraces all those who mean to repent even if by means of brutal carnage, given the said carnage is a willing tool of the greater good. Then they already are walking the True Path of Enlightment, Kromm-style.
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Praise HIS polyhedral gallstones!
May HIS polyhedral gallstones never return!
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:40 AM   #960
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Blessed be, in the name of KROMM.

'Tis a beautiful day, the accursed Yellow Face burns us not as much as yesterday and I'm taking the rest of the day off to buy the last few knick-nacks I need for my new apartment.

All hail KROMM and thank Him for his many gifts!
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