So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Gamergirl

All Hail Kromm! Whose name be One of the Three High Lords Engraven upon the Twin Tomes of Power!!! The Twin Tomes that Impart to Us the Knowledge of How to Conduct the Sacred Weekly Ritual of Gaming!!

Kr-OMM...
KrRR-Ommm
Cmon, join in evrybody!
KrOmMMm...

Ia Ia, Kromm-Niggurath!

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Kromm

Howie was just mad about that thing with the trout.

Kilgore Trout?

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Gamergirl

What was that planet he kept winding up on?

In Vonnetut's accounts of his works or the sole published one?

In any event, Dr. Kromm is both Kilgore Trout and Kurt Vonnegut. Vonnegut when drunk and Trout when hammered.

[mythusmage]

Kromm can make a rules reference up right on the spot, and you'll find it in your copy of the book.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Agemegos

Kromm does not like Vegemite®. Not so far as we know, anyway.

You forgot to tell the whole story. Kromm does not like Vegemite® and therefore the FDA has decided to bad in on the reasoning that if the Great Dr. Kromm doesn't like it, it has to be evil.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Agemegos

Kromm is, of course, immune to vitamin deficencies.

Once, while he was waiting for a steak in a particularly dilatory restaurant, he lived for an entire year on napery, picture-frames, and fellow-diners. No ill effects….

But that might have been because the fellow diners included her, her and her.

Succulent company, even if conversation wasn't of a high standard.

[Jame]

Yes, but he ate each of them. They still didn't harm him.

Once, Chuck Norris tried to beat Kromm up and ended up getting beaten. Of course, he beat himself for trying to beat Kromm. Now Chuck Norris serves Kromm...

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Jame

Yes, but he ate each of them. They still didn't harm him.

Once, Chuck Norris tried to beat Kromm up and ended up getting beaten. Of course, he beat himself for trying to beat Kromm. Now Chuck Norris serves Kromm...

I heard it happened in a dream. Chuck Norris woke up and beat himself up for even thinking about attacking Kromm.

Then he went and apologised.

Kromm pardoned him, with his infinite grace, and then kicked his ass for making Delta Force 2, with his infinite wisdom and justice.

[Kromm]

Originally Posted by Icelander

Kromm pardoned him, with his infinite grace, and then kicked his ass for making Delta Force 2, with his infinite wisdom and justice.

The thought had crossed my mind. However, I'd blame the production company and the studio before blaming the actor. Mostly because they tend to leave deeper craters and higher body counts when you smite them.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Kromm

The thought had crossed my mind. However, I'd blame the production company and the studio before blaming the actor. Mostly because they tend to leave deeper craters and higher body counts when you smite them.

Golan and Globus have been ripe for smiting for some years now.

American Ninja, Cobra, Death Wish II, The Delta Force, Invasion U.S.A., Missing in Action, Superman IV: The Quest For Peace and Lifeforce.

But let's not forget that Chuck's brother Aaron directed Delta Force 2, so it's not like Chuck was railroaded into it or didn't have any power over it.

I think you're just making up excuses so you don't have to take on Chuck Norris. ;)