Messages from your smart grenade - Page 5

patchwork · 02-27-2018, 02:04 PM

No Darkstar fans?

"Let there be Light." (or, for classicists, Fiat Lux)

Donny Brook · 02-27-2018, 02:40 PM

Boom chaka laka laka boom chaka laka laka boom chaka laka laka ...!

Say, it isn't that bad! · 02-27-2018, 03:30 PM

"Did I do thaaat?"

Dargaron · 02-27-2018, 03:40 PM

I'd have these messages triggered by impact with a hard surface. These are proof that I am complete trash of a human being.

"I'm just bursting to meet you!"
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" (Internet Brownie to whoever gets that)
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
"HI BILLY MAYES HERE!" followed by 25 seconds of an actual infomercial.
"Oooooooooh...Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!" (Bonus points if frag grenades are still referred to as pineapples).

Finally, in honor of the most useless unit of Red Alert II,

"I've lost a bomb. Do you have it?"

RyanW · 02-27-2018, 04:30 PM

Somebody set up us the bomb!
I'm not a grenade. Honest!

Phantasm · 02-27-2018, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dargaron

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" (Internet Brownie to whoever gets that)

I'll take one of those brownies, and a toast to Adam West... who managed somehow to deliver that line with a straight face in '66 (or maybe '65; not sure how long it took them to film the feature film, though it used the same cheez as the series it kicked off).

Anaraxes · 02-27-2018, 05:21 PM

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough?" *boom*

tshiggins · 02-27-2018, 06:14 PM

"War! Huh! Wo-woa yeah!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'!
Say it again!"

Humabout · 02-27-2018, 07:36 PM

Hayden's Surprise Symphony

Phantasm · 02-27-2018, 08:05 PM

Crusty Southern Lawyer Voice: "What we've got here is: failure to communicate."

(Old early '80s miniseries, "The Blue and the Gray", used by G'N'R as the opening of their song "Civil War")

02-27-2018, 02:04 PM	#41
patchwork Join Date: Oct 2011	Re: Messages from your smart grenade No Darkstar fans? "Let there be Light." (or, for classicists, Fiat Lux)

02-27-2018, 02:40 PM	#42
Donny Brook Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Snoopy's basement	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Boom chaka laka laka boom chaka laka laka boom chaka laka laka ...!

02-27-2018, 03:30 PM	#43
Say, it isn't that bad! Join Date: Dec 2013	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "Did I do thaaat?"

02-27-2018, 03:40 PM	#44
Dargaron Join Date: Aug 2013	Re: Messages from your smart grenade I'd have these messages triggered by impact with a hard surface. These are proof that I am complete trash of a human being. "I'm just bursting to meet you!" "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" (Internet Brownie to whoever gets that) "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." "HI BILLY MAYES HERE!" followed by 25 seconds of an actual infomercial. "Oooooooooh...Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!" (Bonus points if frag grenades are still referred to as pineapples). Finally, in honor of the most useless unit of Red Alert II, "I've lost a bomb. Do you have it?"

02-27-2018, 04:30 PM	#45
RyanW ☣ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Southeast NC	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Somebody set up us the bomb! I'm not a grenade. Honest! __________________ RyanW - Actually one normal sized guy in three tiny trenchcoats.

02-27-2018, 05:21 PM	#47
Anaraxes Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough?" boom

02-27-2018, 06:14 PM	#48
tshiggins Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Denver, Colorado	Re: Messages from your smart grenade "War! Huh! Wo-woa yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! Say it again!" __________________ -- MXLP:9 [JD=1, DK=1, DM-M=1, M(FAW)=1, SS=2, Nym=1 (nose coffee), sj=1 (nose cocoa), Maz=1] "Some days, I just don't know what to think." -Daryl Dixon.

02-27-2018, 07:36 PM	#49
Humabout Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Hayden's Surprise Symphony __________________ Buy My Stuff! *Free Stuff:* Dungeon Action! Totem Spirits My Blog: Above the Flatline.

02-27-2018, 08:05 PM	#50
Phantasm Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the road again...	Re: Messages from your smart grenade Crusty Southern Lawyer Voice: "What we've got here is: failure to communicate." (Old early '80s miniseries, "The Blue and the Gray", used by G'N'R as the opening of their song "Civil War") __________________ "Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting Last edited by Phantasm; 02-27-2018 at 08:08 PM.