04-28-2024, 08:42 PM | #2021 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Luna: "You're not psychic."
John: "I've been told I'm lucky to have brain activity." -- Margaret: "Your old school--" John: "My old school had a Principal who was the receptacle for an ancient God." -- Lightning Rod: "I'll run a current through [this block of marble]." Blue Rose: "I'll take cover behind a shield and watch as he gets a lesson in physics." Urban Phoenix: "I'll stand behind it, too." GM: "So, you're over, standing behind the Mythbuster's blast shield while Torey sticks a fork in the socket?" Blue Rose and Urban Phoenix: "Yes." -- Blue Rose: "All right, stand back, I'm gunna 'Galley Oh Hoop Hoop" this thing." -- Blue Rose: "We'd need to go to a . . ." Urban Phoenix: "An observatory." Blue Rose (OOC): "Yes. My brain was at 'A Star-Looky-Place.'" -- Blue Rose: "AH! I've breathed dead people!" -- Blue Rose (OOC): "Yeah, Gnagagnodart could have just licked the rock and told you what it was." GM: "Yeah, but then you'd be traumatized, and Gnagagnodart would be in the campaign." |
05-01-2024, 09:10 AM | #2022 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"First we send in the guinea pigs, Then we send in Becker"
"And then we send in everyone else" "Heavily Armed guinea pig is a heck of a job description"
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05-05-2024, 08:55 PM | #2023 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
After a character had a major traumatic experience, John asked Luna (a telepath) to see what she could do for her.
Luna: "Oh, yeah. It's a real fixer-upper in here (a character's mind)." John: "Yeah, I can't just take her brain out, put it in the anti-pickle jar, then put it back in her head." (The anti-pickle jar is a magical jar that, anything inside it regenerates to its ideal status. It didn't have a name until right then.) -- John: "If you look in my mind--I realize that it's a dank, dark place that requires external lighting." Luna: "And a chaperone." John: "Less a chaperone, more a dungeon master." -- Phoenix: "So, he's half human." Rose: "Yeah, the left half." -- John: "At this point, I've seen three different versions of Taxi Driver--It's my litmus test. But, this is the first version with muppets." Shay: "Oh, that's a classic. They're not muppets, they're legally distinct from muppets." John: "Nope. Muppets." -- GM: (Describes how an unconscious person has had half of their face cut and peeled off.) Phoenix: "Worst facial ever." Rose: "Give them a break, it was their first day." Phoenix: "Yeah, they got half-off." -- Phoenix: "These look . . . Aramaic." Rose: "That's Jesus-speak, right?" -- Rose: "Hello, Dr. Martin. This is Blue Rose. I'm here with my team--" Phoenix: "I'll wave." Rose: "One of whom is waving--because she doesn't understand how phones work." Last edited by Mark Skarr; 05-05-2024 at 08:58 PM. |
05-10-2024, 02:11 PM | #2024 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Reminded of a Champions game by the Wonder Woman thread in GURPS:
PC: "So, I have enemies in five of my adjacent hexes, all spraying me with SMGs and mostly missing. Is it impolite to ask where all the misses are going?" GM: "Yes."
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05-15-2024, 11:09 AM | #2025 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Player 1 (playing a good-for-nothing rich kid): "Can I use carousing?"
GM: "I think Merchant is the right skill here." Player 1: "Can carousing to boost my merchant roll?" GM: "You may justify your wantonness" Player 2: "Its all for a good cause." Player 1: "Yeah, I'm making sacrifices here!" About an unfinished character: "Its not 'unnamed', its 'Oo-naw-med'!"
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05-19-2024, 05:19 PM | #2026 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
a bit of fooling around in my server as we're trying to get into our characters' heads:
Janessa: "So, uh... Chelsea? I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?" Chelsea: "Might as well get the bad news out of the way. What did you do?" Janessa: "Well, I, uh... Well, I warned you not to leave me unsupervised around tech, right?" Chelsea: "What did you do?!" Janessa: "Iaccidentallyturnedyourtourbusintoanautobot!" Chelsea: "Okay but what's the bad news?" Seriously, though, how does one answer that question, when "accidentally turned the [other PC's] tour bus into a transforming robot" is supposed to be the "bad" news?
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05-20-2024, 01:31 PM | #2027 | |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Quote:
The tour bus's radio only picks up one radio station. And it's random every day, but never anything anyone likes? Any sound system installed suffers the same glitch. |
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05-22-2024, 06:32 AM | #2028 |
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05-26-2024, 09:05 PM | #2029 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "Skye, you're at your locker, and one of the jocks is trying to hit on you, when he stops talking and wanders off."
Skye: "Oh, thank God." -- GM: "You're not the only one getting undressed in here." Skye (OOC): "Get a room." GM (OOC): "We're in a room." Skye (OOC): "Then lose some weight." Lightning Rod (not realizing this was OOC): "Wow, harsh!" -- NPC: "Oh wow, it's Blue Rose." Blue Rose: "Yes, evacuate the school." NPC: "We're trying, but someone blocked the door." Rose: "Yes. Go through the main entrance. Don't go through the pool, there's something in there." <beat> Rose (soto voce): "I shouldn't have said that." NPC: "AH! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE POOL!" -- Rod: "I think need to throw caution to the wind." Skye (OOC, unconscious): "No one you *know* is left in the pool." -- Urban Phoenix got the killing strike on a water elemental/monster in the supers game. Skye (OOC, unconscious): "You shove your tonfa right up mainstreet and jump, parting him like the Red Sea." <beat> Phoenix: "I'm good with that." |
06-07-2024, 12:05 PM | #2030 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"Cthulhu? Big guy, green, lots of tentacles. You'll know him when you see him."
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