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Old 03-14-2015, 09:33 PM   #951
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It a story a friend told me once, they were playing dnd and one of players managed to convince the dm to play an immortal. Well in real life chatter they were talking about the lady of pain and the immortal player was bragging that not even she could kill him. The Dm being a fan of that old planescape crpg said this

"Your character suddenly explodes into a pile of blood and organs.

"Okay when am I reviving?"

"Your not"
"What?!"

"The lady of pain heard you boast and being bored decided to give it a shot, you did not even last a phentosecond. Not only is your body dead but your soul was completely and utterly destroyed. In any game we ever play your not allowed to ever play him again."
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Old 03-14-2015, 09:36 PM   #952
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...yeah, that is definitely an in-character response for the Lady of Pain.

Of course, I don't know if she can destroy a soul, but she can Maze him, and for all practical purposes...
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Old 03-14-2015, 09:40 PM   #953
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...yeah, that is definitely an in-character response for the Lady of Pain.

Of course, I don't know if she can destroy a soul, but she can Maze him, and for all practical purposes...
Well she apparently the most powerful being in all of existence so I think the dm figured it was within her power, that and he wanted an excuse why they couldn't just have a cleric revive him.
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Old 03-15-2015, 05:38 AM   #954
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"The lady of pain heard you boast and being bored decided to give it a shot, you did not even last a phentosecond. Not only is your body dead but your soul was completely and utterly destroyed. In any game we ever play your not allowed to ever play him again."
Probably not a problem. I certainly can't imagine ever again playing in any game run by that GM.


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Old 03-15-2015, 05:04 PM   #955
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:23 PM   #956
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GM: "This lich is Lyzendred the Mad, not Lyzendred the Stupid."
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Old 03-20-2015, 04:23 PM   #957
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"I'm not a doctor but I don't think having all the Saliva in your body replaced with gravy is healthy....you might want to see a cleric about that."
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Old 03-23-2015, 07:32 PM   #958
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"Seriously I only accidentally caused my race to nearly be infected by a viral catgirl, that no reason to kick me out of the realm to attend magic school."
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Old 03-24-2015, 12:57 PM   #959
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Old 03-28-2015, 12:35 PM   #960
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Syhkane is doing the ol bad cop/bystander-good-cop routine. He'd been chasing a criminal all day and finally cornered him in Hitler's office and began to beat the tar out of the man when I took control of a random NPC to stay his pistol whippin' hand. "Calm down man! You're killing him!"

It occurred to the both of us a few seconds later that all of his allies were specifically and definitely occupied and only one other person could have possibly been there to stop the thrashing.

He looked down at his prop gun and said "I think when Hitler tells you that you're being excessive, it's time to re-evaluate your methodology."
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