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Old 03-02-2019, 08:19 PM   #1451
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"The random dice say my character is6'6 and weighs 171 lbs."

"Eh, kind of wiry."

"Ok, wake up that Orc."

"Talk you scum!"

"Alright, harsh language hasn't worked so I guess it's time to start hitting him."

<rolls 1 pt of damage>

"Ha! Let me try!"

<rolls 7 pts of damage>

"Well, he's unconscious again. He won't wake up again for at least an hour too."

<basso profundo>"S-O-R-R-Y."

"So that's 22 Orcs today and Vaska is 7 and 0, all by knockout."

"You gotta love monsters who only have 6 hp."

"Especially when you have a 5pt damage bonus."

"Just 13 more sessions like this and my character will make it to 2nd level."
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Old 03-03-2019, 11:21 AM   #1452
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Also from yesterday:

"I wonder what's happening here?"

"Library basement is connecting to Underdark. Is Drow."

Later:

"So to sum up, People built an enormous library in a small town in the middle of nowhere that jsut happened to be built on top an even larger library from a previous age that they didn't know about. This in turn is on top of an underground cave complex filled with monsters. Orcs from this cave complexx have sequentially broken into first the old library and then the new one and the Orcs are now kidnapping librarians."

"At least there aren't any Drow"

"Wait."
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Old 03-03-2019, 05:24 PM   #1453
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Cindi (Hottie): “Guys, my only solution is a hammer, so everything looks like a nail. Everything is flammable, eventually.”

--

Teo: “I’m fingering a stupid grenade.”
<beat>
Teo (OOC): “Not in that way. I was trying to come up with something to say.”
GM (OOC): “And that’s what you went with?”
Teo (OOC): “I’m fondling a stupid grenade?”
GM (OOC): “You’re just making it worse.”

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GM: “Observation is the stake-out skill.”
Cindi (OOC): “That’s ‘stake-out’ not ‘make-out.’”

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GM: “Hottie stumbles into a recycling bin.”
Cindi (Hottie): “I will now make raccoon noises!”

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Cindi (Hottie): “I’ll look up sic mundi est.”
GM: “One of the translations is ‘and thus the world was created.’”
Cindi (Hottie, OOC): “Deflagrate muri tempi et intervalia!
GM: “Hottie does not have that much fire.”

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Teo (OOC): “I can see the cake but I can’t reach it.”
Cindi (Hottie, OOC): “Have you tried the cake? It’s Chii’s cake.”
<beat>
Cindi (OOC): “Oh, you suck. It’s been years and I finally got the joke.”
GM: (Uncontrollable laughter)
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:29 PM   #1454
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Heaven (Shimmer) had just reappered after having been teleported away without warning.

Kandra: "Where did you go?"
Heaven: "Had to have a meeting with my lawyer."
Kandra: "He can teleport you?"
Heaven: "He's a very good lawyer."
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Old 03-06-2019, 05:53 PM   #1455
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During an Infinite Cabal session:

"The decans are not Pokémon!"
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Old 03-11-2019, 02:49 PM   #1456
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From yesterday's GURPS Space game:

Discussing our doctor's recently discovered evil twin that brilliantly sabotaged a situation, we learn that the saboteur is either a Belter, or someone taught by a belter. My PC (ex resistance gadgeteer) expresses admiration for the cleverness of the method.

"Ashita must be the traitor!"

Me: "I'm not getting points for it."

The Doctor's PC “If I have an evil twin, then [other PC] must have an evil twin.”

“It’s a Malif-eh-tois.”

Later -- we are told we need to take our irreplaceable ship out to mine some unobtainium from a medium gas giant to power our bigger ship's star drive.


Ashita: “By mine you mean scoop. Going into the gas giant.”


Briefing officer: “Not scooping.”


Ashita:“Okay. So by mine you mean going to the surface of the gas giant?”


Briefing officer: “Your shields aren't that good. But you should be able to get deep enough into the atmosphere of the gas giant to sue your tractor beams to get a crystal.”

Ashita: "So, by mine you mean, let's take our only, irreplaceable, star ship into 120 m/s winds, thunderstorms 100k high, and let's not forget pressure that can make hydrogen into a fluid, poke around for a rare mineral, and try to pull it out with a tractor beam."

Briefing officer: "Yes."
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Old 03-25-2019, 04:43 PM   #1457
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Shadowrun.

After meeting Mr. Johnson, the runners leave a bar. A group of gang members stop them.

Ganger: "Give us your money!"

PC: "Why should we?"

Ganger (confused): "Because this is our turf?"

PC (looks around): "Well, this does not look like the Smurf Village."

After a stern look, the gang members run away. The runners did not even draw their guns.
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Old 04-03-2019, 04:44 PM   #1458
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PC, speaking of the NPC they're talking to:

"Ah, he's terrified! I thought the behaviour seemed familiar."
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Old 04-13-2019, 07:35 PM   #1459
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"So we're fighting 20 severed and animated hands. I wonder if they have any treasure?"

"Well they _could_ have one magic ring apiece."

"In the Name of Lathander i Command Thee Begone!"

"The hands give you the finger."

"I see that we have just discovered the Closet of Crap."

"It appears that all of your noise has attracted a wandering monster."

"I wonder what it is."

"A Carrion Crawler would be traditional."

"Bingo."

"As Dwarves you would know that this Carrion Crawler is about three times normnal size."

It mus tbe all the carrion down here. I wonder if that Gelatinous Cube we ran away from was actually a Gelatinous Rectangle."
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Old 04-14-2019, 05:57 PM   #1460
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Shaman/Grandpa: “You can’t keep these here; it makes the spirits angry.”
Teo: “Where can I keep them?”
Shaman/Grandpa: “The fires of Mount Doom come to mind.”

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GM: “The fire department is there, looking at the smoldering remains of a house.”
Teo: “Do I know who lived here?”
GM: “Missing by four, no.”
Mike (OOC): “Missing by four, you’re not sure it was a house. It could have been an abode, or a bungalow.”
GM (OOC): “Possibly a really aggressive barbeque pit.”

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Angel: “She’s having that panicked getting dressed moment, where you can’t get your pants on.”
Teo: “Pants go on your legs.”
Mike (OOC): “Or your lekku, if you’re a cold Twi’lek.”

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Angel (OOC): “I’d like to think that his name is ‘Hunk Jarman.’”
Mike (OOC): “It’s ‘Mike Lewis.’ I’m not naming him ‘Hunk Jarman.’”

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Teo (OOC): “Whatever sprinkles your donut.”

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Librarian: “Maybe things happen for a reason.”
Mike: “Due to ‘cause and effect,’ yeah.”
Teo (OOC): “Smart [butt].”
GM (OOC): “He’s not as smart as he thinks he is.”
Mike (OOC): “His [butt] has a doctorate; he does not.”

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Teo: “I’ve got three things, about this big, that I need to get rid of so they won’t come back to haunt me.”
Mike (OOC): “Literally.”
Teo: “It’s not a body, I promise!”

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Juno: “What do you want, Ursula?”
Ursula: “How did you know?! What did I do wrong?”
Juno: “You mean other than the smell?”
Ursula: “It’s patchouli! It’s a popular fragrance.”
Mike (OOC): “Ugh!”
Ursula (OOC): “I know.”

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Angel (OOC): “Just an evil thought-we should invite Ursula in and stick her with the bill.”
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