So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[Icelander]

'Tis a terrible shame how the Faithful have neglected their Holy Mother Thread in recent times.

O tempora! O mores!

I'd say that if we don't give our Glorious Line Editor the adultation he surely deserves, Nazis will once more ride dinosaurs and zombies will overwhelm our civilization.

[Pomphis]

I hereby adultate the GLE as much as is possible for me.
Though I must admit that my concentration wavers, as I keep being distracted by pictures of dinosaur riding nazis.
But I also just had some amarulas in His name, and learned that one can speed up service in a bar (when sitting outside) by simply using a cellphone to call the barkeeperess and inform her that one´s glass is empty.
So He has once again helped me to become more educated, and also made the world a brighter place (that is, with faster refills).
Glory, Hail, Praise and Adultate !

[Jame]

Up With kromm!!!

[elShoggotho]

Nazi dinosaur ninja zombies? Holy KROMM, give us the strength of the Triple-1!

[Pomphis]

Nobody has praised Him today yet. :(

Now, I totally believe in His benevolence, mercy, readiness to forgive, compassion, charity, etc, pp. Nevertheless, not only is it the Right Thing to praise our Lord and Prophet, the Souce of Sunshine, it is also advisable not to risk to disappoint Him, the Master of Critical Successes and Critical Failures both.

So both for ethical and for practical reasons:

Hail and Praise ! Praise and Hail !

Adultation without end ! Adultation everywhere !

[Pomphis]

and Praise !

[elShoggotho]

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, lovely KROMM

Wonderful KROMM, Lovely KROMM.

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, magnificent KROMM,

Superlative KROMM. Superlativest KROMM!

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, wonderous KROMM,

Surgical KROMM, splendiferous KROMM.

KROMM, KROMM, KROMM, KROOOOOMM!

[Lonewulf]

I don't even know the guy...

[Pomphis]

But you do know his work and his deeds. And if I look out of the window, the sun shines again. So become a krommitarian and join the chorus of everlasting adultation for Him, Who Gives Us Extra Points For Lecherousness.

[Lonewulf]

Originally Posted by Pomphis

But you do know his work and his deeds. And if I look out of the window, the sun shines again. So become a krommitarian and join the chorus of everlasting adultation for Him, Who Gives Us Extra Points For Lecherousness.

True enough, but what is the Man behind the God? How did he come to the point of great deeds, and greater godliness? My curiosity swells!