So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[Icelander]

We remind everyone of the impending sacred day of KROMM's birthday. The Faithful of the KROMMUNITY are encouraged to spend the day in quiet reflection, wild drinking or immersive gaming. All three combined would be ideal.

[Pomphis]

I will do my best.

I also noticed that there are two contestants for the 2009 worldcon: Kansas City, and His Most Holy Earthly Home, Montreal. Let us praise Him for not yet having punished Kansas City with a Tunguska event for such impertinence. Truly He is most benevolent and merciful and forgiving. But I hope and believe that He wouldn´t mind if many of us would take part in the site selection to make sure that many more pilgrims will find the way to His city.

http://www.nippon2007.us/site_selection.php

[jSarek]

Happy birthday, Kromm! Congratulations on achieving 40 years of existence in this world.

[Icelander]

It is KROMM's sacred birthday!

Why do I not hear rejoicing, nay, glorying in His Earthly Existence?

Sing with me!

For he's a jolly good Editor, for he's a jolly good Editor
For he's a jolly good Editor (...), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good Editor, for he's a jolly good Editor
For he's a jolly good Editor (...), and so say all of us!

[Anders]

Now all we need is a nativity play with three lead shepherds armed with RPGs...

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Asta Kask

Now all we need is a nativity play with three lead shepherds armed with RPGs...

Got all too many of those in Afghanistan today.

No, what we need is a new buddy movie. "Kung-fu Fire-breathing Jesus and KROMM Kick Fundament In Divine Unison!"

The name could use a little work.

[Pomphis]

Happy birthday and many more aeons.

[Kromm]

Thanks for the birthday thoughts, folks. I often wonder how we'd mark birthdays if we sprouted up on a self-heating rock hurtling through space in a flat trajectory instead of on a rock orbiting an unshielded fusion reactor.

[Luther]

happy krommday to you, doc.

[elShoggotho]

Originally Posted by Kromm

Thanks for the birthday thoughts, folks. I often wonder how we'd mark birthdays if we sprouted up on a self-heating rock hurtling through space in a flat trajectory instead of on a rock orbiting an unshielded fusion reactor.

Is there any other valid way for the Faithful Brethren Of THE KROMMUNITY to measure the length of the year than Our Line Editor's Sacred Birthday? I daresay not!