04-23-2011, 10:38 AM | #31 |
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"If you say it, you jinx it" Affliction (Disadvantage: Chronic Pain (Only in ass), Area Effect, Always On, Cosmic) "He's a pain in the ass" Affliction (Advantage: Appearance (beautiful), Affliction(Disadvantage: Deafness (only towards self), area effect (audible range), always on, cosmic), limitation: chldren only) "Children should be seen, not heard"
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04-23-2011, 11:11 AM | #32 |
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Re: funny powers thread
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"Troubles always come in threes."
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04-23-2011, 01:48 PM | #33 |
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04-23-2011, 01:54 PM | #34 |
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04-23-2011, 02:29 PM | #35 |
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Dependency (orchard fruit, once per day, linked) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" ----
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04-25-2011, 02:06 PM | #36 |
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Telekinesis (Gestalt only, gestalt must be with other telekinetics who live in the area; only to levitate pre-teen humans)
It takes a village to raise a child.
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04-25-2011, 02:12 PM | #37 |
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Lord Carnifex, and Robkelk: I laughed so hard I shot coke out my nose. I hate you both so much. :D
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04-25-2011, 02:55 PM | #38 |
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"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
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04-25-2011, 08:47 PM | #39 |
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04-26-2011, 06:43 AM | #40 |
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Serendipity (Wishing, +100%; Pact, Must not use power to cause misfortune, -10%; Gestures, Must turn 270 degrees counterclockwise to active power, -10%) [27]
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