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Old 09-28-2006, 10:14 AM   #141
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I was watching a certain popular British Sci-Fi TV series yesterday and I noticed a disclaimer in the credits in ultra-tiny print which lasted for only one frame on-screen:
"The character known as The Doctor and the events protrayed in this TV series are based on the real life events and life story of Doctor Kromm. Used with permission."
Of course, they were forced to tone it down quite a bit. When they tried to show Dr. Kromm's life as it really was the test audience all exploded with desire to be him and terror at imagining what it would be like to be his enemy.

I heard that some studio even bought the rights to the life story of his cat. Apparently, they made an animated movie called "The Lion King" out of it.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:42 AM   #142
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Kromm can make coal into diamonds using just his bare hands.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:43 AM   #143
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Spontaneous Human Combustion occurs when someone disbelieves Kromm.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:46 AM   #144
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Kromm can make coal into diamonds using just his bare hands.
And I heard that he can unravel it right back into coal by grasping it firmly at both ends and pulling.
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Old 09-28-2006, 01:25 PM   #145
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Kromm's dice are actually tiny planetoids covered in his creations; whenever he rolls them, if you listen very carefully, you can hear the screams of billions of tiny humans as they wonder what they did wrong.
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Old 09-28-2006, 01:26 PM   #146
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Just by willing it he can make these dice change their results as the tiny people build large structures to roll them; he doesn't need to fudge the results, he can fudge the dice.
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:26 AM   #147
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Just by willing it he can make these dice change their results as the tiny people build large structures to roll them; he doesn't need to fudge the results, he can fudge the dice.
And why would he do that? He can tune the math. Yesterday 2+1+4 was 3 and today you all think I'm a fool... But you also think that the express line goes to Shell Beach
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:30 PM   #148
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And why would he do that? He can tune the math. Yesterday 2+1+4 was 3 and today you all think I'm a fool... But you also think that the express line goes to Shell Beach
After Kromm lays the smack down on the Strangers....it will....
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Old 09-30-2006, 03:48 PM   #149
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So, how great is Kromm anyway?

He defeated Mick Foley in a hardcore match!
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Old 09-30-2006, 04:50 PM   #150
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So, how great is Kromm anyway?

He defeated Mick Foley in a hardcore match!
Yeah, I heard he ate his ear.
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