09-01-2024, 05:11 AM | #2041 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Shadowrun. While the runners finally fund the goal of their mission and secure the object, they also discover some glowing stones. They decide to add it to their loot.
Rigger: "Take it with you, it may be precious. Why do I hate this sentence?"
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09-24-2024, 05:35 PM | #2042 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Ashley: "That ship has sailed."
Blair: "That ship sailed, was purposely run aground, and then burned down like Cortez. Welcome to the New World!" |
09-25-2024, 02:53 AM | #2043 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
The occult WWII campaign, in a valley populated by an obscure ethnic group high in the Himalayas:
“You’re pretty sure you’re not being followed by anything that’s human and visible to normal sight.”
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09-26-2024, 09:08 PM | #2044 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
After a massive sonic area attack:
"The dark energy field surrounding Umbra [the villainess] falters, the shadow beast is scattered like dust in the wind, and the pug explodes."
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09-29-2024, 10:15 PM | #2045 |
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Rod: "I thought Skye just went back to school."
GM: "Nah, she went to a nice park, upstate, where she can run and play all day." Rod: "GEEZ!" -- Silver Fox: "I don't do a lot of damage, but I do it quickly." -- Fox (OOC): "It's only $30 for the VCR, but it's $150 for the coax to HDMI adapter." |
09-30-2024, 12:01 PM | #2046 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Urban Phoenix: “We can find a VCR at a flea circus. Market. I’m in retail, it’s kinda the same thing.”
——— GM: “Ok, that was a TPK. The GM needs to do more planning. We all wake up at the bar with a terrible hangover. (OOC) Let’s agree to never speak of this again. What happens in D&D Chat stays in D&D Chat.”
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10-08-2024, 08:02 PM | #2047 |
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Chloe: "She'll do the dumbest thing a person could do--and forever identify herself as a PC. She'll pick [the obviously alien artifact] up."
-- Rina: "It's okay dear, we'll be here to hold your hand." Chloe: "At this point, it's more 'hold my beer.'" -- Agent Yelan: "This Henry Gyrich guy, I don't get. I mean, why does he hate supers so much? I can count--on one hand--the number of supers I'm aware of. Did you [sleep with] his daughter?" Simon: "The idea of him even having children makes my blood run cold." -- Stephanie: "Are [Sentinels] a threat?" Simon: "To us, yes. To you, no." |
10-13-2024, 09:30 PM | #2048 |
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Archon: "Isn't this the place that got shut down when a bunch of people got salmonella from the flume ride?"
-- GM: "Before the cook could be brought to justice, he redacted himself from the census." -- GM: "A large, balloon dog comes up to you and squeaks." Phoenix: "Does this count as an animal you can talk to?" Archon: "My mouth moves but words do not come out." -- Archon: "As soon as my brain recovers, I'll activate my Speak with Animals, and see if it works. It works on all land animals." GM: "Well, I think it's safe to say, Pupperoni is an AIR animal." -- GM: "Pupperoni squeaks excitedly and starts running in circles." -- Archon: "He's a balloon cannibal! He's after Pupperoni!" Phoenix: "Protect the goodboy!" -- Phoenix: "I hit (sounds of dice)." GM: "Don't even bother. He vanishes in a whoosh of air." Archon: "They ARE balloon cannibals!" -- Phoenix: "Can I jump on this back dude? GM: "The rules permit you to." (Maniacal laughter) |
10-23-2024, 11:33 PM | #2049 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
A ‘rule’, more like a guideline I like to follow when I write is: Only tell the audience the plan if it goes horribly wrong later. So, here’s the plan in exact detail...
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Archon: "You are not taking me to a Ripperdoc!"
-- Archon (OOC): "Do I need to bring Skye back?" GM: "Not necessarily. Just stop rolling back-to-back critical failures." -- Phoenix: "Deniable Plausibility!" Archon: "I like that better." -- Phoenix: "Rod, when did we wake up from the water problem?" GM (OOC): "Yesterday! Oh, wait, the other water problem." -- Archon: "GM. It doesn't matter. I rolled another 18. What now?" -- GM: "Make a Will roll." Archon: "Six, so by eight--Will is very important to me." Phoenix: "I need a colander." -- Archon: "Get the flamer--the *heavy* flamer." Phoenix: "I don't think that'll work. Get a sonic screwdriver." Archon: "If you don't think that fire will work, you aren't using *enough* fire." -- Archon: "I have good news and bad news. I don't think we're going to have to go down to the [ancient, underground, nightmare-inhabited] city. That's the good news. The bad news is that I think whatever it is that's attention I caught--it's probably coming to us." -- GM: "Well, strange things are afoot." Phoenix: "We don't even have a Circle-K." Archon: "That's because they're terrible fliers." |
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