Favorite Gnomco Products

[Gumby Bush]

Originally Posted by martinl

Gnomco Vorpal Toenail Snippers™

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I need to find a reason for these to show up in my current campaign... Brilliant.

[Bruno]

Anyone else think the last three entries are linked?

[martinl]

Originally Posted by Bruno

Anyone else think the last three entries are linked?

Gnomco management assures me it is a total coinkydink [1].

[1] "Coinkydink" does not mean the same thing as "coincidence." Gnomco management declines to comment further.

[Anders]

Gnomco Green Sludge

We're not sure what this is, but our alchemists assure us that it has many uses!

Gnomco Suppository

Stuck in a tight corner? Desperate to pull something out of your ass? Fear not! Upon removal this suppository turns into one thing you wish for. It may save your life!

(This effectively grants one use of Snatcher; the IQ roll is replaced by a DX roll; High Manual Dexterity helps, as does Flexibility/Double-Jointed.)

[martinl]

Originally Posted by Anders

Gnomco Suppository

Brilliant! (OK, smeared and stinky, but very useful.)

[martinl]

Gnomco Schadenfreude Potion™

After consuming this potion you receive an ecstasy penalty equal to any pain penalty you inflict for the next 3d minutes.

Not just for sadists anymore! [1]

[1] Mostly for sadists.

[Anders]

Originally Posted by martinl

Brilliant! (OK, smeared and stinky, but very useful.)

I came up with after learning of the GURPS Repository, where people can go to find rules they have forgotten. This lead me to propose the need for a GURPS Suppository, where people can go when they need to pull a rule out of their ass. And so it became a Gnomco product.

[martinl]

Gnomco Unburial Shroud™

Wrap a recently slain (<10min) being in this winding sheet and they will come back to life, good as new! [1]

On sale! 95% off!

[1] OK, technically at 1 HP, 1 FP, and with -35 points in new disads.[2]

[2] New disads chosen by the GM.[3]

[3] GM is not required to tell anyone the new disads. Gnomco denies all scurrilous rumors that they involve supernaturally binding debts to powerful Evil Beings. The Beings have no concept of good or evil.

Evil GM smile.

[David Johansen]

Announcing the Gnomeco 2021 Gnomass catalog!

Beautifully illustrated gifts in all price and size categories. Five new styles of clubs from the massive carnosaur tooth to the retro antelope's femur. A new assortment of popular swords of the Indian subcontinent, no more overseas shipping when you want a tulwar or pata. Discount sale section includes ninja gear overstock from the eighties at prices you haven't seen since the eighties. Domino and cowl masks on clearance. Thirteen new flavours of healing potions (not approved by the FDA). This year features troll and goblin models in the popular lingerie, swimsuit, and women's armour sections.

[martinl]

Gnomco Box of One Dozen Starving Crazed Ice Weasels™

Sorry ... we're out of bear claws.