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Old 09-26-2024, 10:01 AM   #111
martinl
 
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Gnomco Thread Necromancer™

Smash this amusingly styled clay vessel and the greenish black fumes that emerge will curse all dead organic fibers in a 3 yard radius¹ with unlife.²

¹ Fibers that are closely entangled with each other will animate as a single creature, so for ecample one's pants and underpants would animate as separate fabrighouls™
² Specifically, the kind of unlife that hates all living things and draws power from gory murder

Gnomco does not guarantee the seals on the clay vessel.
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Old 10-19-2024, 07:27 PM   #112
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Gnome Co Leaf Rake [TM]
This amazing paper sack will hold 8 cubic feet of leaves and weighs about 1 pound when full. When invoked the leaves will spill out of the sack and become a devilishly handsome and witty fellow who will attempt to seduce and charm any and all females in the area.

Gnome Co Stocks [TM]
These ordinary wooden stocks can be used to imprison and punish enemies. Strangely the value of these stocks rises and falls seemingly at random. Multiply the base cost of $100 by 1d6 - 1d6 each time the stocks are bought and sold. If the cost of the stocks reaches $200 it divides and becomes two $100 stocks. If the cost of the stocks falls below $1 they become "Penny Stocks" and automatically shrink to a size only useful for imprisoning and punishing fairies.
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