Steve Jackson Games - Site Navigation
Home General Info Follow Us Search Illuminator Store Forums What's New Other Games Ogre GURPS Munchkin Our Games: Home

Go Back   Steve Jackson Games Forums > Roleplaying > GURPS

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-23-2011, 09:38 AM   #31
Fnugus
 
Fnugus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Odense, Denmark (Northern Europe)
Default Re: funny powers thread

Affliction (Disadvantage: Curse, trigger: spoken action, Area Effect (audible range), Always On, Cosmic)

"If you say it, you jinx it"


Affliction (Disadvantage: Chronic Pain (Only in ass), Area Effect, Always On, Cosmic)

"He's a pain in the ass"


Affliction (Advantage: Appearance (beautiful), Affliction(Disadvantage: Deafness (only towards self), area effect (audible range), always on, cosmic), limitation: chldren only)

"Children should be seen, not heard"
__________________
Fnugus
Fnugus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2011, 10:11 AM   #32
robkelk
Untitled
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: between keyboard and chair
Default Re: funny powers thread

Affliction (Disadvantage: Curse, Link: Affliction (Disadvantage: Curse, Link: Affliction (Disadvantage: Curse)))

"Troubles always come in threes."
__________________
Rob Kelk
“Every man has a right to his own opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.”
– Bernard Baruch,
Deming (New Mexico) Headlight, 6 January 1950
No longer reading these forums regularly.
robkelk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2011, 12:48 PM   #33
pawsplay
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Default Re: funny powers thread

Jumper (Time) (Affects Others, +400%; Emergencies Only, -30%) [470]

"A stich in time saves nine."
pawsplay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2011, 12:54 PM   #34
sir_pudding
Wielder of Smart Pants
 
sir_pudding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ventura CA
Default Re: funny powers thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by pawsplay View Post
Jumper (Time) (Affects Others, +400%; Emergencies Only, -30%) [470]

"A stich in time saves nine."
Alternately,
Healing (Time-spanning, Requires Skill Roll (Sewing)) (One Use Only)
8x Duplicate Abilities of the above.
sir_pudding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2011, 01:29 PM   #35
Lord Carnifex
 
Lord Carnifex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Default Re: funny powers thread

Terror (Affects only medical personnel, linked)
Dependency (orchard fruit, once per day, linked)

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
----
__________________
An ongoing narrative of philosophy, psychology, and semiotics: Et in Arcadia Ego

"To an Irishman, a serious matter is a joke, and a joke is a serious matter."
Lord Carnifex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2011, 01:06 PM   #36
robkelk
Untitled
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: between keyboard and chair
Default Re: funny powers thread

Telekinesis (Gestalt only, gestalt must be with other telekinetics who live in the area; only to levitate pre-teen humans)

It takes a village to raise a child.
__________________
Rob Kelk
“Every man has a right to his own opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.”
– Bernard Baruch,
Deming (New Mexico) Headlight, 6 January 1950
No longer reading these forums regularly.
robkelk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2011, 01:12 PM   #37
Fwibos
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Default Re: funny powers thread

Lord Carnifex, and Robkelk: I laughed so hard I shot coke out my nose. I hate you both so much. :D

OK: (Longevity, Very Fit, Wealth, Intuition and Common Snense with Pact: Vow: maintain specific sleeping time.) Restricted: Only men can take this power.
__________________
Just Bought: Succesful Job Search!
Currently Buying off: Fat *Sigh* and Poverty.
Number of signatures inspired: 1
Word of God and Word of Kromm are pretty much the same thing in my book

Last edited by Fwibos; 04-25-2011 at 01:13 PM. Reason: Added Emoticon
Fwibos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2011, 01:55 PM   #38
aesir23
 
aesir23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Vermont
Default Re: funny powers thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fwibos View Post
Lord Carnifex, and Robkelk: I laughed so hard I shot coke out my nose. I hate you both so much. :D

OK: (Longevity, Very Fit, Wealth, Intuition and Common Snense with Pact: Vow: maintain specific sleeping time.) Restricted: Only men can take this power.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
aesir23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2011, 07:47 PM   #39
Mgellis
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Flushing, Michigan
Default Re: funny powers thread

Affliction (Cursed, +75%; Trigger, Perform a good deed, -40%) [13.5/level]

"No good deed goes unpunished"
Mgellis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2011, 05:43 AM   #40
Mgellis
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Flushing, Michigan
Default Re: funny powers thread

Serendipity (Wishing, +100%; Pact, Must not use power to cause misfortune, -10%; Gestures, Must turn 270 degrees counterclockwise to active power, -10%) [27]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Mgellis is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
funny, power

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Fnords are Off
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:45 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.