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Old 02-21-2011, 12:34 AM   #531
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"Any encounter you walk out of with more grenades than you walked in with is successful in my book."

"I say we put the ewok in the box again. It worked out well last time."

"Are you seriously trying to fit two men into that box? We could barely get one ewok in there!"

"Dropping your gun is a free action, right?"
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:32 PM   #532
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I just said this, to two of my new gamers, about one of my very long-time-ago gamer:

"Dave making a character was like watching a glacier: it never seemed like it was going anywhere, it took forever to get finished, there was a massive buildup and you knew it would only end in tragedy. Probably with some screaming involved."

I was given a 5 out of 5 for poetic imagry.
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Old 03-02-2011, 03:52 PM   #533
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From Monday's game:

The delvers recently uncovered the key to the Vandelbrann Master Forge, a strange and mysterious object marked with an ornate "V" under a notched, inverted "V", desired by the local dwarves. Then they explored a bit more and saw a a tall, conical mountain with a large dent at the peak. Closing in, they spotted a pair of ornate doors leading into the mountain.

Beltarne (clever Dwarven cleric): Looks at the mountain. Looks at the key.
Beltarne: looks at the mountain again. Looks at the key again. Rubs the symbol over the V.
Beltarne: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Ystava (stupid minotaur): "No."

As Bruno pointed out later, no matter what Beltarne was thinking, Ystava wouldn't be thinking the same thing.
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Old 03-02-2011, 04:08 PM   #534
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As Bruno pointed out later, no matter what Beltarne was thinking, Ystava wouldn't be thinking the same thing.
Not even where they would get rubber pant's in their size at that time of night? ;)
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Old 03-02-2011, 04:31 PM   #535
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Not even where they would get rubber pant's in their size at that time of night? ;)
I was thinking "But me and Pippi Longstocking . . . what would the children look like?"
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Old 03-02-2011, 08:27 PM   #536
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I was thinking "But me and Pippi Longstocking . . . what would the children look like?"
"But whatever they're like, they'll be loved!"
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:25 AM   #537
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Me: We should rent a MIdget
Friend: You can't rent people.
Me: I've been to Thailand, yes you can.
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Old 03-05-2011, 10:59 PM   #538
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"You know what this world needs?"
"The Flying Spaghetti Monster to come down and Rule 34 everyone?"
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:09 AM   #539
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Some amusing quotes from our group game where the bard is now dating an Ex-BBEG and trying to teach her to be 'good'.

'No, you can't manipulate the entire group so that you can set up the Fighter and my sister'
"Why not?"
'Because emotionally manipulating not only your friends, but half the city, is wrong, even for good reasons, good people don't do it.'
"But they'd make such a cute couple."

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'...But if you join me, I can give you the world!'
"I don't want the world...all I want is you."
Barbarian, GM and Fighter all OOC: "*Deadpan* Cheesy."

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Fighter; 'She's Evil...Evil'
Bard; 'Ever heard how love can redeem?'
Fighter; 'Ever heard of the Scorpion and the Frog?'
Druid (Known for being really, really anal about animal facts and people getting things wrong); '...Actually, sometimes frogs catch lifts of Vipe-'
Fighter; 'Shh, metaphor'

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'I'm giving up; this is too hard, villiany was easier'
"...isn't there anything about this life that can change your mind?"
'I hate this, I hate pretending to be someone I'm not, I hate the way your friends look at me, I hate everything about this excep-...'
"..."
'Except...I don't exactly hate you.'
Bard grins, pulls the GM close to his shoulder and points up and says, in a really bad Bogart impression: "You and me Baby, we're making progress, we're heading for the stars. What can redeem if not love, eh?"

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Rouge: Great; The Fighter gets to know justice was done, I get loot and the Bard gets a new f*ck buddy...everyone wins!

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Bard; 'What would you do if I was going to break up with you?'
Ex-BBEG; *Giggles* "I think I would have to destroy the world" *Utterly serious by the end.*
Bard; '...Glad I'm doing this instead then *Pops out the ring*'
Fighter OOC; "Cheesy."
Rouge OOC at same time; "Called it."
Barbarian; at same time OOC; "D'aww."
*Everyone looks at the Barbarian, played by the most 'manly mans man, MANLY MAN, member of our group.*
Barbarian; "...what?"
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Old 03-06-2011, 05:39 AM   #540
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The romance plot is awesome.

Our group's characters tend to get into strange relationships. The most normal one is the on-off between the human swordswinger and the six-inch tall pixie. The artificer is playing a dangerous two-timing game with a lady-shaped golem and the fleshy copy of her that a spell misfire created, the former of which doesn't know about the latter. And the short, skinny-armed air genasi city lawyer has fallen quite suddenly for a tall, tanned centauress ranger who outweighs him by a multiple of about eight.
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