Memorable Quotes. - Page 101

Dead Monky · 07-05-2015, 08:23 PM

After a game spent dragging an NPC with Combat Paralysis, Post Combat Shakes, and Cowardice around through a ruined city filled with hive-minded, superpowered psychotics:

Elza: "You ****ed him. Didn't you?"
Agatha: "What?! No."
Taksha: " I thought you called him a quote, '***** ass bitch.'"
Agatha: "Bitch, I have needs!"

Blood Legend · 07-07-2015, 07:58 PM

Because I'm a dork that way, congratulations Dead Monky on being my 1000th reply!

Phantasm · 07-26-2015, 01:28 AM

In my SWTOR guild chat:

Kolvodi: I tend not to curse so I substitute. Sorry for the confusion. But gosh dang it now you've got me thinking about it.
Raikí: If you ever say "golly gee whiz", I will Force Choke you. :)

johndallman · 07-29-2015, 04:34 PM

Player 1 "So we look at it from the Astral Plane, and see if it's been nuked."

Player 2: "It can be hard to tell with Australia."

Disliker of the mary sue · 07-29-2015, 04:37 PM

"What exactly does being a Toon give me in a world that's already a comedy?" A question I heard asked in a rp forum once.

Phantasm · 07-30-2015, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disliker of the mary sue

"What exactly does being a Toon give me in a world that's already a comedy?"

^^ This is the exact reason I refuse to stat out Slapstick in my Marvel thread in the GURPS forum. ;)

robkelk · 08-02-2015, 05:11 PM

An exchange from last night's game:

"Who's going to pay for this?"
"Don't look at me; I just paid for a bar brawl."
"And you didn't get me one?"

William · 08-31-2015, 03:34 PM

Surprised I hadn't posted this one yet. Kibitz from the chat logs of a game I was GMing back in 2009. Mild grammar/typo edits for readability.

Quote:

Khep: didn't we have info that this plane would specifically have a lot of Obyriths?
Diol: Well, it has the one
_GM: Pale Night is an obyrith.
Diol: But I think if we meet her it's kind of a moot point
Xivilai: No, just Pale Night.
Khep: oh, oops
Xivilai: If we meet Pale Night we're dead already.
Diol: Pretty much
_GM: Pale Night is CR 21 and can make everybody looking at her roll a Fort save versus instant horrific death. You will not be meeting Pale Night personally. :^)
Khep: yeah, I'd like to avoid that too

Disliker of the mary sue · 08-31-2015, 09:30 PM

Something I heard a dm say, inspired by the first dbz dub.

"But you can't kill me, I got full immortality."

"Your not dead, your just in another dimension."

"I got sent to another Dimension by being stabbed with a knife?"

"Yes."

johndallman · 09-13-2015, 03:26 PM

From the Weird War II campaign, today:

"Well, if the world gets destroyed, at least the Germans won't have won."

07-05-2015, 08:23 PM	#1001
Dead Monky Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Midland, MI	Re: Memorable Quotes. After a game spent dragging an NPC with Combat Paralysis, Post Combat Shakes, and Cowardice around through a ruined city filled with hive-minded, superpowered psychotics: Elza: "You **ed him. Didn't you?" Agatha: "What?! No." Taksha: " I thought you called him a quote, '*** ass bitch.'" Agatha: "Bitch, I have needs!" __________________ "I'm gonna go rescue all the babies in town. Only the babies." -Jake the Dog Last edited by Dead Monky; 07-05-2015 at 08:47 PM. Reason: Reply #1000 baby! Wooo!

07-07-2015, 07:58 PM	#1002
Blood Legend Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Fine Line Between Black and White	Re: Memorable Quotes. Because I'm a dork that way, congratulations Dead Monky on being my 1000th reply! __________________ . ( )( ) -This is The Overlord Bunny o(O.o)o -Master of Bunnies O('')('') -And Destroyer of the Hasenpfeffer "This is the sort of relatively small error that destroys planetary probes." ~Bruno

07-26-2015, 01:28 AM	#1003
Phantasm Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the road again...	Re: Memorable Quotes. In my SWTOR guild chat: Kolvodi: I tend not to curse so I substitute. Sorry for the confusion. But gosh dang it now you've got me thinking about it. Raikí: If you ever say "golly gee whiz", I will Force Choke you. :) __________________ "Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting

07-29-2015, 04:34 PM	#1004
johndallman Night Watchman Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cambridge, UK	Re: Memorable Quotes. Player 1 "So we look at it from the Astral Plane, and see if it's been nuked." Player 2: "It can be hard to tell with Australia."

07-29-2015, 04:37 PM	#1005
Disliker of the mary sue Join Date: Dec 2012	Re: Memorable Quotes. "What exactly does being a Toon give me in a world that's already a comedy?" A question I heard asked in a rp forum once.

08-02-2015, 05:11 PM	#1007
robkelk Untitled Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: between keyboard and chair	Re: Memorable Quotes. An exchange from last night's game: "Who's going to pay for this?" "Don't look at me; I just paid for a bar brawl." "And you didn't get me one?" __________________ Rob Kelk “Every man has a right to his own opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.” – Bernard Baruch, Deming (New Mexico) Headlight, 6 January 1950 No longer reading these forums regularly.

08-31-2015, 09:30 PM	#1009
Disliker of the mary sue Join Date: Dec 2012	Re: Memorable Quotes. Something I heard a dm say, inspired by the first dbz dub. "But you can't kill me, I got full immortality." "Your not dead, your just in another dimension." "I got sent to another Dimension by being stabbed with a knife?" "Yes."

09-13-2015, 03:26 PM	#1010
johndallman Night Watchman Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cambridge, UK	Re: Memorable Quotes. From the Weird War II campaign, today: "Well, if the world gets destroyed, at least the Germans won't have won."

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