So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[Jame]

Originally Posted by Icelander

It is KROMM's sacred birthday!

Why do I not hear rejoicing, nay, glorying in His Earthly Existence?

Sing with me!

For he's a jolly good Editor, for he's a jolly good Editor
For he's a jolly good Editor (...), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good Editor, for he's a jolly good Editor
For he's a jolly good Editor (...), and so say all of us!

HOORAY! HIP HIP* HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!

*Sings in a really bad voice*

I shall be celebrating tomorrow, a bit late, by going to an RPG con tomorrow.

*: The first "hip hip" was put up by Agemegos. Seriously, it was.

[Pomphis]

And praise Him. And thank Him for having the sun reappear each morning from wherever it is hidden at night.
As well as for that clever nuclear physics which means that the sun can shine for a long time, much longer than if would for example be coal and just burn. And let us ask for forgiveness for whatever sin has resulted in Him sending us a bit less sunshine than normal and desired this summer again. Whatever we did, we repent and are truly sorry. Very sorry.

[Pomphis]

Especially as us germans could really use a bit more sunshine. So let´s all try to make Him smile, and maybe that divine smile will then be reflected by the sun, and we will get a real summer. Though of course we will praise Him regardless, after all, if He decides that we shouldn´t get one, surely He knows best, for isn´t He the Master of Common Sense, Intuition, Precognition, IQ, and superior wisdom in general ?

[Kromm]

You can have our sun. It has been too hot here of late.

[Pomphis]

Thank you. Both for improving our summer, and for another miracle to demonstrate this faith´s superiority: we have one not just one measly sun like others, but multiple ones, as germany will now receive a canadian sun to have two. And as He will surely not put canada under eternal darkness, He will obviously supply canada with yet another sun to make sure that canadians can read the Holy Books, as well as the labels on bottles. So the Krommunity is now blessed with at least three suns.

All praise the Maker of Suns and Provider of Light.

[Jame]

Originally Posted by Agemegos

Come, all ye KROMMulent!

There has been a serious shortfall in the glory-glory-glory-saying of late.

Don't let the Dream die!

This just proves that the name for the KROMMunity can call itself whatever it, and indeed its individual members, want to.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Kromm

You can have our sun. It has been too hot here of late.

Please remove our sun as well. Heat is killing me.

[Icelander]

How was the Sacred Birthday of KROMM, by the way?

Did the Faithful celebrate in style?

Did KROMM himself have a good day?

Are there reliable indications of signs, portents and miraculous happenings?

[Pomphis]

Originally Posted by Icelander

Please remove our sun as well. Heat is killing me.

a) Ever more miracles. A _fourth_ sun !

b) Being an Icelander, shouldn´t you say that heat is melting you ?

[Pomphis]

And more praise to Him, Him who just renewed the world for another year, and that witout asking for a single human sacrifice. Here in berlin we celebrated by reading His Holy Books, playing GURPS, and drinking a little bit. For while He is the Patron of Calvados, and the only known Lord and Prophet with a Bartender of the Faith, He is also the Master of Moderation and Adjudicator of Appropriateness, and the Holy Books clearly state that there are consequences for drinking too much (B. 439/440).