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Old 10-15-2023, 02:30 PM   #1961
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Solomon: "Unfortunately, right now, we seem to be stuck in your head."
James: "Yeah, sorry about that."
Hercules: "At least it's roomy."
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Old 10-22-2023, 08:00 PM   #1962
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Sean: "Nothing humans haven't eaten before."
GM: "Well, humans have never eaten any of this before--but you're changing that now."

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Waitcreature: "Are you above the age of majority for your species."
Sean: "Do you have any way of verifying this?"
Waitcreature: "That answer tells me you are not."
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Old 10-29-2023, 08:56 PM   #1963
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Bobb: "It's been more than 24-hours, so, we're technically truants now."
Jace: "I want to see the truant officers find us."
Mark: "That's it, I'm going to rebuild R'Sharn as an intergalactic truancy officer. You're a group of intergalactic truants on the run from him. Though that would really change the game. Less what we're doing and more Illuminati University."
Chaos: "I want to play that game. Make a note!"
Mark: "Actually, that does sound fun. Gimme a minute."

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Sarah (OOC): "He's got quirk-level truthfulness, it only kicks in when illicit substances are involved."

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GM: "Crud, let me look that up. Nobody defaults Merchant."

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Bella: "I have a pretty item."
GM: "The Sappphire Sphere of Orlon."
Sarah (OOC): "It's really just a pet rock."

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GM (OOC): "Words, they work [GM]. Use them."

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GM: "It's an alien sextant."
Sarah: "Hey, guys, it's an alien sex toy."
Bella: "I face palm."
GM: "Keep in mind, everything in this shop could be a dog toy or marital aide, depending on the dog or species involved."

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Bella (OOC): "I have a crystal ball of screen saver!"

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Bella: "It's all technically noise."
GM: "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct."

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Sarah: "What's the worse that could happen?"
Barter Blinx: "Your head could explode."
[beat]
Sarah: "Noted."
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Old 11-04-2023, 01:54 PM   #1964
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John: "If anyone of them tries anything, just let me know and I'll put the fear of God into them."
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John: "I'm not saying which God."
Rachel (OOC; The Avatar of the God of Electricity): "THOR!"

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John: "One of them will smack him and put him in his place. The other will enjoy watching him take the rope and hang himself. And I'm not sure which is which right now."
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Old 11-06-2023, 12:43 AM   #1965
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Bella: "I'd like to fire a warning shot. Preferably across his nose, not up it."
GM (OOC): "You roll an 18 and shoot Ying."
Bella (blows raspberry): "Sixteen!"
GM: "Well, good news, that's not a critical failure, so you don't hit Ying. On the other hand, he doesn't realize that was meant to be a warning shot."

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GM: "After two near misses, Sean is now in need of the Brown Trousers of Moxie checks."

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Sean: "Did we just give this thing an alien abduction story!?"
Sarah: "Pretty much."
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Old 11-07-2023, 07:15 AM   #1966
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5E D&D. About a year ago game-time, the party adopted an orphaned girl (NPC) after demons sent to kill her took out her guardians. With the whole hunted-by-demons thing going on, we've had her traveling with us as the safer alternative to boarding school. As a result, while we're all around 12th level she's gotten up to 3rd level bard. The DM tends to run her in support mode when a fight breaks out (healing and Bardic Inspirations), given the difference in our levels.

Last session, we've taken out most of a party of Red Wizards but we're still whittling down the leader. The orphan had recently added a combat spell to her list, and when she came up in the initiative order the DM decided she would use it. The wizard failed his save, and she did just enough damage to kill him.

Player: Her first kill! Our little girl is growing up!
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Old 11-08-2023, 07:02 AM   #1967
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"That would be a memorable way to loose a PC"
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Old 11-09-2023, 02:40 AM   #1968
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As the Harrowed PC's corpse finally falls, at the hands of the PCs, "Death came a-callin'; you're overdue on your payments."
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Old 11-12-2023, 08:57 AM   #1969
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"I'll shoot it in the uppermost head."
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Jasmine: "Do you need me to draw something?"
Luna: "Yeah, James had some valuable insights."
James: "And that's a phrase we don't hear very often."
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