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Old 06-09-2021, 06:39 PM   #1731
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Y'all say tomahto a lot.

'Cept the ones saying tomatoe.
Did you mean Having Biology-1 means that you know that it's actually Solanum lycopersicum?!
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Old 06-13-2021, 03:41 PM   #1732
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Melissa: "I'm spelling out the entire message, but I'm using my butt."

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Skald: "Has anyone talked to the birds about the bees?"
Raquel: "I'm sure Melissa has enough bees to lose some of them to the birds."
Daska: "That's not what he means."
Raquel: "I know, but I'm not having that talk with a ratman."

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Raquel: "Oh, God! Does this make us Murder Hobos?"
GM (OOC): "No, you haven't killed anyone for hire. It's all been self-defense."
Skald: "So, we're just hobos?"

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(Posting silly pictures of holding googly eyes over animals)
Daska (OOC): "If I had some, I'd take a picture of my cat."
Dranara (OOC): "I have a bag, if I could teleport you some, I would."
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Raquel (OOC): "And let's be honest--as gamers, if we could teleport, we totally would waste it on something like that."
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Old 06-16-2021, 02:31 PM   #1733
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GM: "Undead minds run on AWS anyway."
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Old 06-27-2021, 04:55 PM   #1734
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Queenie Puffinberger, and the Eclectic Mayhem got together for a non-canon one-shot to test out some stuff for a GURPS Expedition to the Barrier Peaks demo game.

GM: “Your travelling companion, Fireball, glows brightly and puts a torch or lantern to shame.”
Magnus: “Yeah, but we can’t just throw a blanket over him . . ..”

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Magnus: “You did it. You managed to open a door . . ..”

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GM: “I couldn’t remember what spells you had. Other than set fire to things in various ways.”

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GM: “You know, after various services, cleaning up you find valuables.”
Queenie: “Yeah, it’s part of the tithing process.”

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GM (OOC): “I did not draw this.” (Picture from a D&D Module)
Magnus (OOC): “Neither did someone with bones, apparently.”

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Seven: “I do not think about pushing the button.”
Fireball: “You’re not a good thief, are you?”

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GM: “It appears to be an indoor outhouse.”
Seven: “The big pit wasn’t the toilet! Anything else in here?”
GM: “Make a search roll.”
Seven: “By six.”
GM: “You find these three sea shells . . ..”

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Seven: “Follow me. And try to be quiet.”
<beat>
Seven (OOC): “And now I roll an eighteen . . ..”

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GM: “Fireball does not have stealth—no part of Fireball is stealthy!”

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Seven: “Let me see what Seven has . . ..”
GM (OOC): “Other than short attention span?”

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Queenie (OOC): “Parker [her cat]! Stop being a naughty noodle! I’m going to give you some corporal cuddling!”
GM (OOC): “Those sound like Tick-level super villains.”

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GM: “Seven, are you going to try to finish standing up?”
Seven: “No, I’m going to crawl over to the robot. Is it warm?”
GM: “Um.”
Seven: “If it is even remotely warm, I’m going to cuddle up to it and go to sleep. That hurt.”

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Magnus: “Sorry to pull you away from your prior engagement.”
Dranara (OOC): “Did you say ‘fryer engagement?’”

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GM: “Yep. That was enough. Queenie Killstealer.”
Queenie (OOC): “Of the Clan Killstealer!”

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Old 06-27-2021, 07:35 PM   #1735
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GM (OOC): “I did not draw this.” (Picture from a D&D Module)
Magnus (OOC): “Neither did someone with bones, apparently.”
I'm getting an XML error on that image.
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Old 06-28-2021, 12:45 PM   #1736
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I'm getting an XML error on that image.
I re-loaded the image. I'm not sure what happened to it, but it's there again.
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Old 06-28-2021, 01:08 PM   #1737
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I re-loaded the image. I'm not sure what happened to it, but it's there again.
Its a permissions error:


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<Message>Access denied.</Message>
<Details>
Anonymous caller does not have storage.objects.get access to the Google Cloud Storage object.
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Old 06-28-2021, 04:21 PM   #1738
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"I did not lose my legs in the last war so you could boss me around"

"But you still have both of your legs"

"Like i said, I did not lose my legs in the last war,so you could boss me around."
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Old 06-28-2021, 07:42 PM   #1739
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Its a permissions error:
It's a discord image. I haven't had that issue with other discord images before.
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Old 07-01-2021, 06:56 PM   #1740
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"When you wish upon a Hawaiian godfather, your dreams come true."
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