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Old 09-27-2006, 06:55 AM   #131
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How great is Kromm? I met him once a few years ago at a montreal gaming store, and I was impressed with how nice he was.

...And just recently, at RoyalCon, where he was a guest, I walked up to him and said "Hi, I don't know if you remember me..." And lo and behold, he did!
Of course he remembered you. He exists outside of linear time and therefore, your meeting was both yesterday and tomorrow for him.

Alone in the world, Dr. Kromm can also stop eating Pringles once he has "popped".
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:19 AM   #132
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Alone in the world, Dr. Kromm can also stop eating Pringles once he has "popped".
@_@ I don't have this ability...but I want it....

Kromm deliver unto your servant the ability to stop popping...I cant stop...!
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:35 AM   #133
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As I'm sure everyone is aware of by now, Dr. Kromm can touch MC Hammer.

There is no truth, however, in Hammer's allegations that the touch was in any way inappropriate.
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:17 AM   #134
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Breaking news:

Global warming discovered to be a myth!
What actually happened was that Dr. Kromm was feeling a little chilly so he turned the sun up a notch.
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:06 PM   #135
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I just looked at my keyboard and then it hit me.

There is no CONTROL button on Dr. Kromm's computer. Dr. Kromm is always in control.
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:13 PM   #136
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When God said "let there be light" Kromm was the one who actually lit the sky up.
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Old 09-28-2006, 02:58 AM   #137
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When God said "let there be light" Kromm was the one who actually lit the sky up.
... by smiling! ;)
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:20 AM   #138
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... by smiling! ;)
I knew I shouldn't have had that refill on the Isotope Martini.
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:26 AM   #139
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I knew I shouldn't have had that refill on the Isotope Martini.
Of course, if you ask me, a refill of any alcoholic beverage is never a bad idea.

In order to ask me, however, you may have to wake me up and wait for me to make sense, depending on the time of day. And please don't poke my liver. ;)

Dr. Kromm, is it true that the Second Coming is still in a production limbo because you turned down the role of Jesus, telling Jehova Productions that once was enough and you didn't want to be typecast?
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:08 AM   #140
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I was watching a certain popular British Sci-Fi TV series yesterday and I noticed a disclaimer in the credits in ultra-tiny print which lasted for only one frame on-screen:
"The character known as The Doctor and the events protrayed in this TV series are based on the real life events and life story of Doctor Kromm. Used with permission."
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