Memorable Quotes.

[Luke Bunyip]

Originally Posted by Gumby Bush

"... The ox is transmogrified into *just* it's leg, restored and living."

The good news is that at least they know what they can have for dinner...

[Mark Skarr]

Originally Posted by Gumby Bush

GM: "no, that's too boring. The ox is transmogrified into *just* it's leg, restored and living."

Maybe this leg won't attract blaster-fire at an alarming rate.

[Gumby Bush]

The Cleric just learned Sunbolt... so there's a risk :)

[William]

Patricia untangles the knot and looks at her makeshift rope. "Hmph. Well,
one of you didn't run."

Patricia hands Carlos a check and/or a bag of cash.

Ekur pings Carlos.

Ekur rolled 8 versus 18 and succeeded by 10.

William [to Ekur]: Carlos is, naturally, quite confused. He has been
kidnapped and handed a large check. These two events do not usually go
together in his experience.

[exalted]

Several players put their red and purple light sabers through the doors of a meeting room where several imperial warlords are meeting, cutting the doors open and enter. The players are not that sure either the jedi or the sith are really people to emulate and use bits of both creed, in their work for the New Republics black ops division.

The imperial warlords go all holy **** the sith are attacking including one shooting himself rather then getting captured.

One of the warlords disable his holographic camoflauge and is revealed to be an advanced hunter killer assassin droid.

HK-110 speaks as chaos breaks out around it: Shutting down diplomatic protocol, time to engage in human cyborg relations!.

Laughter breaks out before initiative is rolled.

[Mark Skarr]

Raquel: “Look, I’m not interested in dealing with Thanos and his Hand of Fate.”
<beat>
GM: “(Groans) I heard what you said there.”

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NPC: “Get down!”
Raquel: “Yeah, I’ll drop into the fecal position.”
Daska: “Uh--?”
Raquel: “I know what I said.”

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GM: “It is not happy writing, and given the current context, you’re going to assume it’s full of boom-juice.”

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Raquel: “You might want to move away from the barrels of explody-boom-juice.”
Daska: “Wha? OH! [Expletive deleted]!”

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Raquel: “Bring another barrel, we’re almost out of boom-juice. Throw this nearly-empty barrel down the tower at those people climbing up.”
Daska: “Light it on fire and throw it.”
Raquel: “Let’s not do that.”

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Melissa: “I do not want it to be canon that I sneeze my bees out!”

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Melissa: “I’m okay if they live inside me, but I’m demanding veto power about them living in my sinuses!”

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Melissa: “Okay, I’ve decided they can live in my nose. It won’t come out of my head. And I’ll wind up drawing it so you’re all going to suffer with me.”

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GM: “You’re not sure if this is normal for here or not . . . but this is a goblin, in a dress, wearing a wig.”

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(After a phenomenally good margin-based roll.)
GM: “You’ll have more points after I nerf that power. Don’t make me get all Statesman up in here.”

[ChaosCoyote]

Originally Posted by Mark Skarr

Melissa: “I do not want it to be canon that I sneeze my bees out!”

Melissa: “I’m okay if they live inside me, but I’m demanding veto power about them living in my sinuses!”

Melissa: “Okay, I’ve decided they can live in my nose. It won’t come out of my head. And I’ll wind up drawing it so you’re all going to suffer with me.”

Just a little reference, cuz this makes no sense, even if it is funny.

Melissa got isekai’d by (accidentally) snorting a bee. In the other world, she can summon a swarm of bees as an ally.

[Mark Skarr]

Mark Skarr: "One of the Season Finales, for Infinite Weirdos, will have Thane, 'Mech-sized, fighting BattleMechs.
<beat>
A 'Mech-sized werewolf.
<beat>
Because GURPS."
(Picture, to make my point.)

[Isikyus]

More from the fantasy-1930s-pirates:

Gerri has hired Jimilany (PC) as a "squire" for a fancy 'do'. While the VIPs talk, Jimilany joins the other servants for a game of cards:

Jimilany: "I'm going to lose so much of Gerri's money."

Later:
Gerri: "I am demoting you from Squire in Training to Trainee Squire. When I get other squires they will be able to boss you around."


The party leave the hotel in a hurry, and need to sneak out Gerri's wardrobe and Mikhail's full-sized radio set:

Mikhail: "Maybe I could throw a sheet over my cart, and pretend it's a cart of bodies. No, that would draw more attention. Maybe I could throw a sheet over my cart, and pretend it's a cart of sheets."

Jimilany searches a room and finds a single boot print:

Jimilany: "Aha! It's Long John Silver!"

[Mark Skarr]

Before the game

Mark: “[string of expletives]. With a ‘d!’ Not a ‘g!’”
Bobb and Chaos: “What?”
Mark: “I just mistyped. I was looking for a magic wand assets and typed ‘magic wang.’”
Chaos: “Uh-huh.”
Bobb: “That’s on you. I’m sure you deserved what you got.”
Mark: “Well, I’m on Daz’s site, and they don’t sell that sort of asset. I think the code face-palmed and showed me magic wands anyway.”

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GM: “Daska, make a perception check.”
Daska: “Who?”
GM: “Daska. Make a perception check. If you can’t remember your silly made up name, I can’t either.”

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GM: “Daska, make a Will check.”
Daska: “That looks like a success—eight, by four.”
GM: “Oh, I meant a mythos Will check.”
Daska: “EEP!”

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Melissa: “I’m some weird, nebulous scarecrow made of bees.”

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GM: “You punch him square in the solar plexus and he goes flying back. His eyes, however, do not.”
Daska (OOC): “Eeyuu.”

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Raquel: “Please don’t shoot me in the back. I’m the healer.”
Daska: “Nah, I’ll reach-around you to take the shot.”
<Beat>
Raquel (OOC): “Comment redacted.”

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Raquel: “I—I can’t heal bees. I mean, I can, but these bees aren’t injured they’re dead. And I can’t bring the dead back.”
Har’Ron: “It’s bee-yond you?”
<Beat>
Raquel: (deadpan) “Yes.”

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(Daska was told that when drawing a symbol, it caused her eye to twitch)
Cliff: “I haven’t seen that before.”
Raquel: “No idea.”
Cliff: “You’ll have to see the Wizard.”
<beat>
Raquel (OOC): “Now my eye is twitching.”

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Skwert: “Welcome to Pink Rest!”
<Beat>
Cliff: “That’s ‘Pine Crest,’ moron.”

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Raquel: “Why did you guys all physically change . . . and all I got was a change of clothes. And this really cool hat.”

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Raquel: “Let’s try being nice to people—you catch more flies with honey.”
Melissa: “You’re thinking bees—you catch more flies with [excrement].”