Memorable Quotes.

[Luke Bunyip]

Originally Posted by johndallman

Of the leprechaun in a T&T party:

"He might have fainted. We'd better loosen his wallet."

A similar line is one of my favourite quotes from The Goon Show.

[johndallman]

During a character generation video call: "Transhuman Space is not a hard-science setting, but it is fairly well vulcanised."

[Mark Skarr]

Originally Posted by johndallman

During a character generation video call: "Transhuman Space is not a hard-science setting, but it is fairly well vulcanised."

I don't remember when or who said this, but we had:

"It's not hard-science, it's hardly-science."

[Mark Skarr]

Rainbow: “What do you want me for?”
Dewey: “Uh—Warm body?”
Peppermint: “You want to sleep with her?”
Dewey: “Uh. No! I don’t sleep with my clients. I’m like a lawyer that way.”

--

GM: “His name is ‘Dewey’ because I wanted to put forth that moist persona.”

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Peppermint: “So, is the plan to be prepared, and be clenched and ready?”
Rashad (OOC): “Clenched and ready?”
Peppermint (OOC): “I don’t know about you, but Peppermint goes into a fight clenched and ready.”

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Trixie (OOC): “That’s the title of the next issue: ‘Clenched and Ready.’”
Del (OOC): “Forget the Avengers. ‘Clench and ready!’”
Peppermint (OOC): “I don’t know about you, but I’m motivated.”

[Mark Skarr]

Hana: "Do you need me to bring anything?"
Jasmine: "A hat."
Hana: "What kind of hat?"
Jasmine: "One you can hold on to."
<beat>
Jasmine: "It was a joke."
Hana: "No. Jokes are funny."

[Icelander]

After a dramatic battle full of extraplanar incarnations of Chaos, vegetation That Should Not Be, portals to unknown realities and a blazing Phoenix rebuking Outsiders back to whence they came, Rasul, the Grinning Desert Wind (PC), marches forward to face more horrors, playing his oud, accompanied by the panpipes of a Greek chorus of five summoned satyrs.

Rasul: "I don't know what the hell is waiting in there, but whatever it is, it better get ready to save vs. Rock and Roll!"

[johndallman]

The party is in camp, starting to settle down for the night.

GM: "You are supprised …"
Players, in general: "Hang on, don't we get to roll for that?"
GM: "... when a mammoth, with someone riding it, teleports in a couple of feet above your campfire, and falls into it."
Player 1: "OK, we are surprised. In fact, we're amazed."

[Phantasm]

Rulazak "Zak" Derroveg: "...Janna, are you ever sober?"
Janna Jaylo: " . . . . Rarely and only by accident" pulls out a backup bottle "I don't think I like this guy"
Ruby: "Results: I have performed analysis, based on observed measurements Janna performs optimally while at a BAC of 13.5%."
Rulazak "Zak" Derroveg: "...isn't the lethal level for humans 0.40?%"
Arhaat Mirani: "...13.5%? Kark."
Janna Jaylo: "I'm a Pantoran, it's best when my blood acts like antifreeze"
Phantasm: (too much blood in the alcohol system)

[Mark Skarr]

Luna: "Not all of us don't age."
Stephanie: "What? How do you know I don't age?"
Luna: "You're basically Superman."
Crotchety old librarian: "She's a man?!"

[johndallman]

Royal Navy Transhuman Space campaign, first fight scene:

XO Jane: "How about the main gun?" ((An electromagnetic cannon))
Commander Drake: "I'm reserving that in case of nukes."
XO Jane: "In case they start firing nukes at us?"
Commander Drake: "No, in case we need to nuke them."