Prootwaddle Proverbs

[Les Haskell]

Prootwaddle Proverbs
1. Prootwaddles despise wisdom and instruction.
2. Prootwaddles love their Prootwaddle ways.
3. Prootwaddles hate knowledge.
4. Prootwaddles refuse to listen
5. Prootwaddles never pay attention.
6. Prootwaddles disregard all advice.
7. Prootwaddles do not accept any rebuke.
8. Prootwaddles are noisy.
9. Prootwaddles are too stupid to feel shame.
10. Prootwaddles wander aimlessly, but they don’t know it.
11. Prootwaddles are led astray by their own great folly.
12. Prootwaddles are simple.
13. Prootwaddles are foolish.
14. Prootwaddles die for lack of sense.
15. Prootwaddles find pleasure in stupid schemes.
16. Prootwaddles hate correction.
17. Prootwaddles are stupid.
18. The way of Prootwaddles seems right to them.
19. A Prootwaddle’s heart blurts out folly.
20. Prootwaddles expose their folly.
21. A companion of Prootwaddles suffers harm.
22. Prootwaddles tear their own houses down for no reason.
23. Prootwaddles believe anything.
24. Prootwaddles inherit folly.
25. The folly of Prootwaddles yields folly.
26. The mouth of the Prootwaddle gushes folly.
27. Prootwaddles resent correction, so they avoid the wise.
28. The mouth of a Prootwaddle feeds on folly.
29. Prootwaddles despise their mothers.
30. Prootwaddles find no pleasure in understanding.
31. Prootwaddles delight in airing their own stupid opinions.
32. To answer before listening – Prootwaddle!
33. A Prootwaddle is quick to quarrel.
34. Prootwaddles gulp their food and chew with their mouths open.
35. Prootwaddles will scorn prudent words.
36. The Prootwaddle says in his heart “There is no GM.”

[phiwum]

Prootwaddles may not believe in GMs, but they are the under-prepared GM's best buddies. If it ever happens that the GM doesn't have enough material for a full evening's game, just toss in an encounter with some prootwaddles. They have a tendency to push things off the rail enough that the players will not notice that you didn't do any real preparation.

One prootwaddle can waste about 15 minutes of game time easily. The time wasted increases exponentially with the number of prootwaddles, but anything over a dozen risks destruction of the whole campaign.

[TippetsTX]

37. Anything worth doing probably isn't worth the effort.
38. Smells can be friends.
39. Never buy something that can be scraped off your shoes... unless it looks valuable.
40. Magic rocks exist!

[WilliamDumont]

geometry dash meltdown

Originally Posted by Les Haskell

Prootwaddle Proverbs
1. Prootwaddles despise wisdom and instruction.
2. Prootwaddles love their Prootwaddle ways.
3. Prootwaddles hate knowledge.
4. Prootwaddles refuse to listen
5. Prootwaddles never pay attention.
6. Prootwaddles disregard all advice.
7. Prootwaddles do not accept any rebuke.
8. Prootwaddles are noisy.
9. Prootwaddles are too stupid to feel shame.
10. Prootwaddles wander aimlessly, but they don’t know it.
11. Prootwaddles are led astray by their own great folly.
12. Prootwaddles are simple.
13. Prootwaddles are foolish.
14. Prootwaddles die for lack of sense.
15. Prootwaddles find pleasure in stupid schemes.
16. Prootwaddles hate correction.
17. Prootwaddles are stupid.
18. The way of Prootwaddles seems right to them.
19. A Prootwaddle’s heart blurts out folly.
20. Prootwaddles expose their folly.
21. A companion of Prootwaddles suffers harm.
22. Prootwaddles tear their own houses down for no reason.
23. Prootwaddles believe anything.
24. Prootwaddles inherit folly.
25. The folly of Prootwaddles yields folly.
26. The mouth of the Prootwaddle gushes folly.
27. Prootwaddles resent correction, so they avoid the wise.
28. The mouth of a Prootwaddle feeds on folly.
29. Prootwaddles despise their mothers.
30. Prootwaddles find no pleasure in understanding.
31. Prootwaddles delight in airing their own stupid opinions.
32. To answer before listening – Prootwaddle!
33. A Prootwaddle is quick to quarrel.
34. Prootwaddles gulp their food and chew with their mouths open.
35. Prootwaddles will scorn prudent words.
36. The Prootwaddle says in his heart “There is no GM.”

Jumping in on the Prootwaddle Proverbs train! This is hilarious, though I can't deny there's some truth to it. Especially #32, answering before listening – that's a surefire way to derail a session.

[David Bofinger]

6A. A prootwaddle takes advice from a fool.

[David Bofinger]

The Mnoren were great and powerful. But they were not wise, for they made prootwaddles.

[David L Pulver]

A good list!

Arronen mentions a saying about prootwaddles in my T'reo School book.

[tweedgrain]

happy wheels

Originally Posted by Les Haskell

Prootwaddle Proverbs
1. Prootwaddles despise wisdom and instruction.
2. Prootwaddles love their Prootwaddle ways.
3. Prootwaddles hate knowledge.
4. Prootwaddles refuse to listen
5. Prootwaddles never pay attention.
6. Prootwaddles disregard all advice.
7. Prootwaddles do not accept any rebuke.
8. Prootwaddles are noisy.
9. Prootwaddles are too stupid to feel shame.
10. Prootwaddles wander aimlessly, but they don’t know it.
11. Prootwaddles are led astray by their own great folly.
12. Prootwaddles are simple.
13. Prootwaddles are foolish.
14. Prootwaddles die for lack of sense.
15. Prootwaddles find pleasure in stupid schemes.
16. Prootwaddles hate correction.
17. Prootwaddles are stupid.
18. The way of Prootwaddles seems right to them.
19. A Prootwaddle’s heart blurts out folly.
20. Prootwaddles expose their folly.
21. A companion of Prootwaddles suffers harm.
22. Prootwaddles tear their own houses down for no reason.
23. Prootwaddles believe anything.
24. Prootwaddles inherit folly.
25. The folly of Prootwaddles yields folly.
26. The mouth of the Prootwaddle gushes folly.
27. Prootwaddles resent correction, so they avoid the wise.
28. The mouth of a Prootwaddle feeds on folly.
29. Prootwaddles despise their mothers.
30. Prootwaddles find no pleasure in understanding.
31. Prootwaddles delight in airing their own stupid opinions.
32. To answer before listening – Prootwaddle!
33. A Prootwaddle is quick to quarrel.
34. Prootwaddles gulp their food and chew with their mouths open.
35. Prootwaddles will scorn prudent words.
36. The Prootwaddle says in his heart “There is no GM.”

Thanks for compiling this list. Great!

[eddienel10]

uno online

Originally Posted by Les Haskell

Prootwaddle Proverbs
1. Prootwaddles despise wisdom and instruction.
2. Prootwaddles love their Prootwaddle ways.
3. Prootwaddles hate knowledge.
4. Prootwaddles refuse to listen
5. Prootwaddles never pay attention.
6. Prootwaddles disregard all advice.
7. Prootwaddles do not accept any rebuke.
8. Prootwaddles are noisy.
9. Prootwaddles are too stupid to feel shame.
10. Prootwaddles wander aimlessly, but they don’t know it.
11. Prootwaddles are led astray by their own great folly.
12. Prootwaddles are simple.
13. Prootwaddles are foolish.
14. Prootwaddles die for lack of sense.
15. Prootwaddles find pleasure in stupid schemes.
16. Prootwaddles hate correction.
17. Prootwaddles are stupid.
18. The way of Prootwaddles seems right to them.
19. A Prootwaddle’s heart blurts out folly.
20. Prootwaddles expose their folly.
21. A companion of Prootwaddles suffers harm.
22. Prootwaddles tear their own houses down for no reason.
23. Prootwaddles believe anything.
24. Prootwaddles inherit folly.
25. The folly of Prootwaddles yields folly.
26. The mouth of the Prootwaddle gushes folly.
27. Prootwaddles resent correction, so they avoid the wise.
28. The mouth of a Prootwaddle feeds on folly.
29. Prootwaddles despise their mothers.
30. Prootwaddles find no pleasure in understanding.
31. Prootwaddles delight in airing their own stupid opinions.
32. To answer before listening – Prootwaddle!
33. A Prootwaddle is quick to quarrel.
34. Prootwaddles gulp their food and chew with their mouths open.
35. Prootwaddles will scorn prudent words.
36. The Prootwaddle says in his heart “There is no GM.”

A good list! Thanks for sharing