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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Portsmouth, VA, USA
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Last game session was fully of so many one-liners I think my brain broke a little. My favorite one was this:
T: "So the troll, headless, keeps regrowing a body because it's other body has been burnt?" Me: "Yeah, so?" T: "So it has like a itty-bitty body and a big head?" Me: "....yes....I guess. Are you going to kill it and collect the bounty or what?" T: "Nope. We're going to keep him alive and prune his body every time it starts to get big enough. Bring him back alive and get twice the reward. Also. Bonsei troll. It's like a chia pet - but bites you." *table erupts in laughter as the player goes to his knees so only his head can be seen*
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#932 |
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: The Hall of Fallen Columns
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A female PC has been seduced by a dangerous tall dark stranger, Vigo.
A bard tried to warn her off of him with a menacing song. One of the lyrics about Vigo goes "They say the shadows reconvene to wherever he stands / Caressing the unwanted in his black left hand..." The PC was indignant. "How dare you imply that I am unwanted! It's degrading. I'm Vigo's thing!" We thought that was precious enough to warrant a title. From now on, her character is to be known as "Nadia: Vigo's thing". |
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#933 |
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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I'm gonna be straight with you, if I were trying something like that I'd have an NPC named Jim or Sherman :D.
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#934 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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PC1: "We aren't here to change history!"
PC2: "Why not, it isn't our history?" Last edited by johndallman; 12-17-2014 at 04:33 PM. |
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#935 |
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: The Hall of Fallen Columns
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PC1: No! Don't shoot at the airship!
PC2: What? (An extremely loud moment passes.) PC2: ... oops. PC1: Great. Now we'll never complete the secondary mission objective: interrogate the conspirators! PC2: Um, maybe if we look really hard, we can find- PC1 (interrupting): -enough to bury? PC2: ... :( |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: near London, UK
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While determining whether people left on the astral plane are still meaningfully people: "Well, they're mad of course, this is the Royal Navy." "No, I meant astrally mad."
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#937 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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"How appropriate, a priest with a Beretta."
"It's not spelled that way!" |
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#938 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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"Our new greeting is 'Hello, I promise not to blow up your world.'"
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#939 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
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"Oooh. Drug addicts on motorcycles with swords. Chomp not see that every day."
"Yeah, Slash hasn't been able to afford a motorcycle yet."
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#940 |
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Upper Peninsula of Michigan
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23:44 sbpr: ... oh, by the way. Remind me to remind Mary, but next session, Mary's got a negative level.
23:44 Cobalt: D: 23:44 Cobalt: Whhhhy? 23:46 sbpr: Worth looking into, isn't it? 23:47 Cobalt: Because I just kissed her? 23:47 Bob: Maybe there's a reason nobody wanted the book she touched. 23:47 (William) Is it something I might have gotten if I'd failed a save? 23:48 (William) From the lazors? 23:48 Cobalt: But I got hit twice and am... 23:48 Cobalt: ...A warforged. 23:48 Cobalt: I can't get negative levels. 23:48 Cobalt: I HOPE IT ISN'T FROM THE KISS. 23:48 Cobalt: I think I would have -noticed- if I ate a bit of her soul. 23:48 (William) Your kisses do not give people negative levels Coby, geez. 23:49 Cobalt: (He's seriously worried he kissed her too hard.) 23:49 (William) Let's face it, you're a Warforged. If they did, your creators would have weaponized it and you would have steel-molded curvaceous hips and big boobs. 23:49 Cobalt: Ewwww. 23:49 Cobalt: Roboobs. 23:50 (William) There's gotta be at least one Warforged out there who specialized in robophiles... |
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