Memorable Quotes. - Page 42

tshiggins · 10-13-2009, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmesJainchill

"If it exists, there is porn of it."

"There are no exceptions. None."

Blood Legend · 10-17-2009, 05:48 PM

Backstory: The two heros are running around inside an ancient vessel with awakened cryogenically stored crew. They find something in the cargo bay and open it up.

The two heros go back to the Cargo bay with intentions on blowing it up so Rheis sneaks some C4 past the guards disguised as his lunch only to drop his plan after discovering the bay was packed.

Vosk says something disheartening to the scientists pointing at the gigantic McGuffin on the wall and they all start evacuating. A blast door shuts on Rheis as they exit.

Rheis: "Oi open up!"
Guard: "You two get torches! Seal this place up!"
Rheis: "10 seconds let me out! This bag only had one sandwich, i brought c4!"

Bruno · 10-24-2009, 06:52 PM

We had poor attendance today so we had a silly session. We created 3 level 30 D&D 4e characters, delberately choosing ONLY damage dealing classes (no healers at all) and then went after Orcus.

My husband created Wisle Baum, an eladrin Avenger; we established during character generation goofing around that he is infact Jewish, with a formal education in relgious studies.

Baum got picked on badly by the wraiths in the encounters leading up to Orcus, and was even out of all his healing surges going into the fight. Orcus got irritated by Baum locking him down, and focused on him, beating him down into dying.

The only healing we had available was a magic item caried by the sorcerer with a range limitation the size of Orcus. Baum was stuck on the far side of Orcus and the sorcerer couldn't get around Orcus to heal him.

The sorcerer shoved Orcus ONTO the unconcious Avenger's body, so Baum would be in range. He overpushed, however, so Baum recovered conciousness directly under Orcus, and Orcus is just too big for Baum to crawl for saftey.

Baum: "How about attacking?"
GM: "You can do that. It's only at -2."
Baum: "Oh, fine. I hit Orcus in the nads." *rolls a critical hit* "Dr. Wisle Baum performs a bris!"

(Me: "You hit Orcus right in the ram-skull codpiece!")

Bruno · 10-25-2009, 01:31 PM

From todays D&D game:

"Both of them have missed you. They are sad, save ends."

BLloyd607502 · 10-26-2009, 05:58 PM

In a D&d game after several weeks of being heroic, we get to the first minor BBEG (Minor being the queen of Succubi and one of the 7 levels of hell that is)
While we're procrastonating my character finally gets annoyed:
"RIGHT! That's enough of that! Let's go do that hero thing we do so well *Charges off*"

Koshka · 11-02-2009, 02:25 PM

Low-powered superhero game. The PCs are undercover on the Florida coast, which means the two very attractive female PCs (one of whom is mine) are wearing bikinis instead of their costumes. One of the male characters is bluffing the skipper of a tour boat into thinking we're the charter for the day, when I decided to speed matters up a bit by starting to load our gear.

Me: I come down the ladder with two sets of SCUBA.
GM: Well, that's one way to describe them.

Mark Skarr · 11-08-2009, 01:54 PM

From a Stargate-esque game: One of the gates has opened and, instead of a blue field, is black. My civilian character, Candy, walked over to get a better look when a Geiger-esque creature pulls itself out. The assault team opens fire on it.

MonkeyFist (GM): From your perspective you can see that the bullets aren't hitting it, they're blinking out of existence a half-second before they hit.

Mark Skarr (OOC): I'm not even going to begin to tell you how many things are wrong with that sentence.

Slightly later, after having dealt with the higher-ups who are now paranoid about letting Candy (the only person who can make the gates work) leave.

Candy: With the staggering amount of intelligence on display here, today, I’m surprised you have enough mental horsepower left over for respiration. Cognizant thought is obviously right out.

Koshka · 11-15-2009, 07:53 PM

We wrapped up the low-powered superhero game today.

The (male) mentalist and the (female) mage are both picking up weird stuff on their respective extra senses. They need to find someplace quiet on the boat so they can investigate.

Mage: We're going below to commune.
Me, OOC: Is that what they're calling it these days?

Mark Skarr · 11-16-2009, 09:44 PM

MonkeyFist's character Simon, accompanied by his twin sister Suzanne and an older-than-she-looks-and-acts witch they're playing off as their younger sister, Bree, are given a letter instructing them to turn their amusement park over to the local mafia Don.

(Simon is a telekinetic/werewolf, Suzanne is a powerful telepath and Bree, as mentioned above, is a powerful witch)

Simon: "What do you know, sibs, looks like we've found today's special friend."

Two of the players started inquring about how soon their character's could leave Las Vegas, while a third started weeping about how nice a town Vegas used to be.

The moment MonkeyFist starts channeling Yakko Warner, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Koshka · 11-20-2009, 09:19 AM

Last night's game was set in 1940. The PCs had just arrived in a fictional South American country, and with some hot dice rolling noticed that slipping the customs guy a little something got other passengers through customs without more than a token luggage check. I used the old pulp price standby of "divide current prices by 10" and figured that a $10 bribe would be reasonable. One player promptly chimed in with "Hamilton Express Card: Don't Leave Home Without It".

10-17-2009, 05:48 PM	#412
Blood Legend Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Fine Line Between Black and White	Re: Memorable Quotes. Backstory: The two heros are running around inside an ancient vessel with awakened cryogenically stored crew. They find something in the cargo bay and open it up. The two heros go back to the Cargo bay with intentions on blowing it up so Rheis sneaks some C4 past the guards disguised as his lunch only to drop his plan after discovering the bay was packed. Vosk says something disheartening to the scientists pointing at the gigantic McGuffin on the wall and they all start evacuating. A blast door shuts on Rheis as they exit. Rheis: "Oi open up!" Guard: "You two get torches! Seal this place up!" Rheis: "10 seconds let me out! This bag only had one sandwich, i brought c4!" __________________ . ( )( ) -This is The Overlord Bunny o(O.o)o -Master of Bunnies O('')('') -And Destroyer of the Hasenpfeffer "This is the sort of relatively small error that destroys planetary probes." ~Bruno

10-24-2009, 06:52 PM	#413
Bruno Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada	Re: Memorable Quotes. We had poor attendance today so we had a silly session. We created 3 level 30 D&D 4e characters, delberately choosing ONLY damage dealing classes (no healers at all) and then went after Orcus. My husband created Wisle Baum, an eladrin Avenger; we established during character generation goofing around that he is infact Jewish, with a formal education in relgious studies. Baum got picked on badly by the wraiths in the encounters leading up to Orcus, and was even out of all his healing surges going into the fight. Orcus got irritated by Baum locking him down, and focused on him, beating him down into dying. The only healing we had available was a magic item caried by the sorcerer with a range limitation the size of Orcus. Baum was stuck on the far side of Orcus and the sorcerer couldn't get around Orcus to heal him. The sorcerer shoved Orcus ONTO the unconcious Avenger's body, so Baum would be in range. He overpushed, however, so Baum recovered conciousness directly under Orcus, and Orcus is just too big for Baum to crawl for saftey. Baum: "How about attacking?" GM: "You can do that. It's only at -2." Baum: "Oh, fine. I hit Orcus in the nads." rolls a critical hit "Dr. Wisle Baum performs a bris!" (Me: "You hit Orcus right in the ram-skull codpiece!") __________________ All about Size Modifier; Unified Hit Location Table A Wiki for my F2F Group A neglected GURPS blog

10-25-2009, 01:31 PM	#414
Bruno Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada	Re: Memorable Quotes. From todays D&D game: "Both of them have missed you. They are sad, save ends." __________________ All about Size Modifier; Unified Hit Location Table A Wiki for my F2F Group A neglected GURPS blog

10-26-2009, 05:58 PM	#415
BLloyd607502 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Britian	Re: Memorable Quotes. In a D&d game after several weeks of being heroic, we get to the first minor BBEG (Minor being the queen of Succubi and one of the 7 levels of hell that is) While we're procrastonating my character finally gets annoyed: "RIGHT! That's enough of that! Let's go do that hero thing we do so well Charges off"

11-02-2009, 02:25 PM	#416
Koshka Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Omaha NE	Re: Memorable Quotes. Low-powered superhero game. The PCs are undercover on the Florida coast, which means the two very attractive female PCs (one of whom is mine) are wearing bikinis instead of their costumes. One of the male characters is bluffing the skipper of a tour boat into thinking we're the charter for the day, when I decided to speed matters up a bit by starting to load our gear. Me: I come down the ladder with two sets of SCUBA. GM: Well, that's one way to describe them.

11-08-2009, 01:54 PM	#417
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. From a Stargate-esque game: One of the gates has opened and, instead of a blue field, is black. My civilian character, Candy, walked over to get a better look when a Geiger-esque creature pulls itself out. The assault team opens fire on it. MonkeyFist (GM): From your perspective you can see that the bullets aren't hitting it, they're blinking out of existence a half-second before they hit. Mark Skarr (OOC): I'm not even going to begin to tell you how many things are wrong with that sentence. Slightly later, after having dealt with the higher-ups who are now paranoid about letting Candy (the only person who can make the gates work) leave. Candy: With the staggering amount of intelligence on display here, today, I’m surprised you have enough mental horsepower left over for respiration. Cognizant thought is obviously right out.

11-15-2009, 07:53 PM	#418
Koshka Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Omaha NE	Re: Memorable Quotes. We wrapped up the low-powered superhero game today. The (male) mentalist and the (female) mage are both picking up weird stuff on their respective extra senses. They need to find someplace quiet on the boat so they can investigate. Mage: We're going below to commune. Me, OOC: Is that what they're calling it these days?

11-16-2009, 09:44 PM	#419
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. MonkeyFist's character Simon, accompanied by his twin sister Suzanne and an older-than-she-looks-and-acts witch they're playing off as their younger sister, Bree, are given a letter instructing them to turn their amusement park over to the local mafia Don. (Simon is a telekinetic/werewolf, Suzanne is a powerful telepath and Bree, as mentioned above, is a powerful witch) Simon: "What do you know, sibs, looks like we've found today's special friend." Two of the players started inquring about how soon their character's could leave Las Vegas, while a third started weeping about how nice a town Vegas used to be. The moment MonkeyFist starts channeling Yakko Warner, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

11-20-2009, 09:19 AM	#420
Koshka Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Omaha NE	Re: Memorable Quotes. Last night's game was set in 1940. The PCs had just arrived in a fictional South American country, and with some hot dice rolling noticed that slipping the customs guy a little something got other passengers through customs without more than a token luggage check. I used the old pulp price standby of "divide current prices by 10" and figured that a $10 bribe would be reasonable. One player promptly chimed in with "Hamilton Express Card: Don't Leave Home Without It".