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Old 06-17-2016, 12:36 PM   #1201
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It's a work of internet fiction. An amusing one though.
Kind of near to Poe's law where no absurd satirical level of mockery isn't fervently held by some believer.
There is no criminal hurtful idiocy that no person on earth would engage in.

My "sister-in-law" stole her step father's father's urn and ashes, and dumped said ashes all because she liked the urn.
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Old 06-17-2016, 07:57 PM   #1202
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It's a work of internet fiction. An amusing one though.
Well done, too. I bought it. :)
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Old 06-18-2016, 12:02 PM   #1203
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It's a work of internet fiction. An amusing one though.
Aw, really? That's too bad. Hopefully not too many of the entries in this thread are like that.
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Old 06-18-2016, 01:51 PM   #1204
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Man sets fire to his apartment to escape sex noise.
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Old 06-18-2016, 02:53 PM   #1205
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I have a feeling that his apartment wasn't the only thing "smoking" there and the fumes were toxic in more ways than usual.
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Old 06-18-2016, 03:12 PM   #1206
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I like the part where he didn't even get to go to jail - he was released on his own recognizance. To return to his smoke-filled apartment, where he can once again enjoy the sound of the neighbors' ecstasy...
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Old 06-18-2016, 03:14 PM   #1207
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I like the part where he didn't even get to go to jail - he was released on his own recognizance. To return to his smoke-filled apartment, where he can once again enjoy the sound of the neighbors' ecstasy...
Now I picture a frazzled man sitting in a blackened apartment trying to light ash on fire.
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Old 06-19-2016, 05:46 AM   #1208
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28 000 year old stone phallus found.

May have been used as a sex aid.
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Old 06-19-2016, 01:30 PM   #1209
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"The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone."
"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints,"

Ouch, and cavemen were hardcore that just didn't give a F.
"Dammit, Grog. Stop using my stone 'tools' like that."
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Old 06-20-2016, 02:56 PM   #1210
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Man dies after heart attack during horror movie...body missing.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/c...w/52792653.cms

Do I believe this story? Possibly not. Were they seriously asking the guy who happened to bring the deceased in to drive the corpse to the morgue? Even in India...
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