Memorable Quotes.

[Mark Skarr]

Blue Rose: "The bad news is I rolled really bad for healing, only 10 points. The good news is I don't have very many hit points and being at -1 means I'm down 9 HP."
GM: "You don't have very many hit points."

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Rhod: "I heard 'lock it in a horse shape."
Blue Rose (OOC): "Naaaaaaay!"

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Dr. Zelinka: "It's possible this stone could be refined and carved into eyes for the statue."
Blue Rose: "Let's not, and never bring that idea up again."
Dr. Zelinka: "But think of the possibilities!"
Blue Rose: "The last time someone said that, the answer was 'Ali, throw this into the Sun.'"

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Urban Phoenix: "I resist the urge to hit it with my tonfa."
Blue Rose: "It may not react well to that."
Urban Phoenix: "That's why I resist doing it."

[ChaosCoyote]

Mark: “I’m Batman in the streets, Han Solo in the sheets!”
Chaos: “I hate you.” (Repeated four or five times.)
Mark: “I’m sorry I broke you.”

[Mark Skarr]

GM: "It's about a 450 mile trip."
Rose: "That's an over-night trip."
Phoenix and Rod: "Yeah."
Rod: "The problem being?"
<beat>
Rod: "Thirteen-year-old girl."
Rose: "Yep."

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Rose: "What would it cost to go up for the weekend?"
GM: "That's a good question."
Phoenix: "Yeah, we're going to be up there."
Rose: "Well, if you two go as a couple . . .."
Phoenix: "A couple of what?"

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Phoenix (OOC): "How many kidneys do I have left?"
GM (OOC): "One--from the last time you had to sell one."
Rose (OOC): "Hey, not-Rick-Sanchez can help you with that."
Phoenix (OOC): "He can re-grow kidneys?! Can we just harvest organs?"
GM (OOC): "Because that's hero talk."
Rose (OOC): "Better than my Only-Fans money."
Rod (OOC): "THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL!"

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Rose: "You can go Batman some criminals for their lunch money."

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GM: "He's willing to take a kidney--doesn't even have to be yours."

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Skye: "I will point at the window to my room. Hoping that Phoenix realizes what's about to happen."
Phoenix: "You may not even know that I'm on top of the building."
Skye: "I know you're on top of a building--I'm just hoping I'm not pointing directly at you."

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GM: "She places the leather-bound tome--you assume it's leather--"
Skye (OOC): "Anthropodermic bibliopegy."
GM: "You don't think so, but she places the book down and turns it toward you and opens it."
Skye: "I'll make my will roll--I assume that's coming next."
GM: "No, not actually."

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Phoenix (OOC): "You must unlearn what you have learned. Sorry, I'm full of stupid quotes."
GM: "You're full of it, all right."

[ChaosCoyote]

Originally Posted by Mark Skarr

Phoenix (OOC): "You must unlearn what you have learned. Sorry, I'm full of stupid quotes."
GM: "You're full of it, all right."

Phoenix (OOC): “At least my eyes aren’t brown.”

[Mark Skarr]

GM: "You break in and see some cultists--I mean, some associates assisting this guy."

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Rod (stuck trying to fly out a window): "I swear this never happened before."
Skye: "All guys have performance issues now and again."

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Rod: "Someone watched too much Looney Toons."
Blue Rose: "With my powers--that's ideal."

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Phoenix: "It takes me a minute-and-a-half to go a mile . . .."
Rose (OOC): "Which is great, but this is GURPS."
Phoenix: "Everything will be done by the time I get back."

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Rod: "I'm really only a one-trick pony."
Rose: "It's a good trick."

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(after a series of failed fright checks)
Rod: "With the +2, that's a 12."
Rose (OOC): "Lose your lunch."
GM: "That'll take a few minutes."
Rose (OOC): (Reads the entry.)
GM: "Yeah, but Rod had a BIG lunch. It'll take a few minutes."

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Rose: "Not-Rick-Sanchez appears and heals you for up to 13."
Phoenix (OOC): "And re-grows our kidneys if we need them."
GM (OOC): "And then sells them on Ebay."

[johndallman]

"Who's going with Vijay to the palace, and who's going to eavesdrop on the brothel?"

[Mark Skarr]

Blue Rose: "When I'm around, no one has to be a monster thermometer."
Phoenix: "Yeah, but that's my job."
Blue Rose: "You're welcome to do it, but you don't have to."

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Rod (OOC): "Pay no attention to that thing your therapist can't see."

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Rod: "I'm gonna take a step and say 'parry this you filthy casual!'"

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Phoenix: "Eleven! Nine and negative two."
Rose (OOC): "That would be positive two."

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Phoenix: "He can take fifty-eight."
GM: "No, he can't."

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Rod: "You can't go back in there alone!"
Phoenix: "Of course I can. I have twice as many HP as you! I have eight!"

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Phoenix (OOC): "So, see everyone in two weeks?"
Rose (OOC): "Heh, no, now we return to character generation. To make characters to find the this party we sent into certain death."

[Mark Skarr]

Skye (OOC): "So, every turn, you get to make that Mythos Fright Check again, but this time, nothing bad happens--other than the monster gets to go and you just get to watch."

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Skye: "What do I remember?"
GM: "Well, make a Will roll."
Skye: "Because that's been working so well for me. Hey, six! She could have made that Mythos Fright Check."
GM: "Um, yeah, so, now make another fright check."

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GM: "A freak tropical storm."
Skye (OOC): "A freak tsunami?"
<beat>
Skye (OOC): "A tsunami of Freaks?"
GM: "That's an entirely different event."
Phoenix (OOC): "Think of the XP!"

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Skye (OOC): "You just did the naked-500-mile dash? To reclaim your bodies and loot?"
Phoenix (OOC): "YES! Gimme my [stuff] back!"

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Phoenix: "Where's Aquaman when we need him?"
GM (OOC, singing): "Unda da sea!"

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Skye (OOC): "And then, rising out of the ocean, you see a single tentacle rise up, reaching for you. But, it's only in your range finder. Welcome to PTSD!"

[Mark Skarr]

Alis: "My understanding of time travel . . ."
<beat>
GM: "Is the same as an ant's understanding of chemistry."

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Alis: "I think, at this point, the guy is lucky Jean didn't give him his broken phone as a suppository."

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Mark: "I've been looking--all day--for something to be her attack power, that wasn't nightmare fuel."
<beat>
Mark: "And, apparently, I've failed."
Bobb: "Yeah!"

[RyanW]

In response to a piece of enchanted jewelry:

"One bling to rule them all."