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Old 11-25-2023, 04:59 AM   #1
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Default [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!

We finally got the old team together and are planning a two day game during the holidays. Yay! I just noticed that during my complete computer crash in August, I lost all the campaign files. Nay!! So I am now completely overhauling my Open Sauce campaign. Welcome to Ultimate Sauce Academy!

I will elaborate as time allows, but imagine Illuminati University based entirely around Iron Chef, with a special obsession for exotic (VERY EXOTIC!!) sauces. Everything from ancient artifacts to cybernetic monstrosities exist to concoct the next Great Sauce, and no dangers, efforts or morals is permitted to hinder this glorious goal!

Right now, I would love a flood of random thoughts on the setting, preferably based heavily in thick, creamy, succulent food/sauce puns! I will return when I get more down on "paper"!

May the Sauce be with you, always!
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Old 11-25-2023, 05:13 AM   #2
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Oh yeah, and ACRONYMS!!

Sauce Capital Asset Management
The place for learning the aggressive financial skills of chain restaurants, addictive additives, and of course, cooking the books (figuratively and literally)!

Planning and Operation of Organic Production Systems
For the biology students who reeeaaally hate the chemistry students! Also, very skilled at turning anything into mulch. Anything!

Interdisciplinary Bureaucratic Standards
The department handling most paperwork. Blockages are common.

May the Sauce be ever in your flavor!
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Old 11-26-2023, 07:28 AM   #3
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Modern Industrial Lactation Knowledge
Studies inro how animals may be usef to produce various kinds of beverages, natural or otherwise. Mortal enemies of Plant Extraction Alternatives.

Plant Extraction Alternatives
A special branch of biology that has become its own thing, PEA works to substitute anything, anything at all, with materials made from plants, preferably without harming the plants. Their prize accomplishments include mold-based milk substitutes and toilet paper made from algae waste products.

Remember to check your sauces!

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Old 11-26-2023, 04:10 PM   #4
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Society Preventing Awful Meals
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Old 11-27-2023, 03:58 AM   #5
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Society Preventing Awful Meals
Love it! Constantly in dispute with Studies on Production of Automated Mealkits! For more reasons than one...

A true sauce of nature...

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Old 11-27-2023, 04:06 AM   #6
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Yeast Utilization Management
Brewing, fermenting and other applications of yeast.

The Sauce will rise again!
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Old 11-27-2023, 03:30 PM   #7
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Royal Academy of Meat Eating Nobles
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Old 11-28-2023, 07:54 AM   #8
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Synthetic Nutrition & Applied Chemical Kitchens
A chemical kitchen is a lab for using non-food materials as food substitions, often for texture or flavoring, although a few count as "nutrition", like iron suppliments or artificial fats (DON'T ask!). This department is famoys for their bimonthly "Paper or Pladtic?" cooking quiz.

Luxury Additives Research & Development
Finding new excuses to charge more for a sandwich than most people pay to buy a car.

A battle between the sauces of Good and Evil!
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