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11-25-2023, 04:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2015
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[USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
We finally got the old team together and are planning a two day game during the holidays. Yay! I just noticed that during my complete computer crash in August, I lost all the campaign files. Nay!! So I am now completely overhauling my Open Sauce campaign. Welcome to Ultimate Sauce Academy!
I will elaborate as time allows, but imagine Illuminati University based entirely around Iron Chef, with a special obsession for exotic (VERY EXOTIC!!) sauces. Everything from ancient artifacts to cybernetic monstrosities exist to concoct the next Great Sauce, and no dangers, efforts or morals is permitted to hinder this glorious goal! Right now, I would love a flood of random thoughts on the setting, preferably based heavily in thick, creamy, succulent food/sauce puns! I will return when I get more down on "paper"! May the Sauce be with you, always! |
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11-25-2023, 05:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2015
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Re: [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
Oh yeah, and ACRONYMS!!
Sauce Capital Asset Management The place for learning the aggressive financial skills of chain restaurants, addictive additives, and of course, cooking the books (figuratively and literally)! Planning and Operation of Organic Production Systems For the biology students who reeeaaally hate the chemistry students! Also, very skilled at turning anything into mulch. Anything! Interdisciplinary Bureaucratic Standards The department handling most paperwork. Blockages are common. May the Sauce be ever in your flavor! |
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11-26-2023, 07:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2015
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Re: [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
Modern Industrial Lactation Knowledge
Studies inro how animals may be usef to produce various kinds of beverages, natural or otherwise. Mortal enemies of Plant Extraction Alternatives. Plant Extraction Alternatives A special branch of biology that has become its own thing, PEA works to substitute anything, anything at all, with materials made from plants, preferably without harming the plants. Their prize accomplishments include mold-based milk substitutes and toilet paper made from algae waste products. Remember to check your sauces! Last edited by Embassy of Time; 11-27-2023 at 04:07 AM. |
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11-26-2023, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
Society Preventing Awful Meals
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11-27-2023, 03:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2015
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Re: [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
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A true sauce of nature... Last edited by Embassy of Time; 11-27-2023 at 04:08 AM. |
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11-27-2023, 04:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2015
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Re: [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
Yeast Utilization Management
Brewing, fermenting and other applications of yeast. The Sauce will rise again! |
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11-27-2023, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
Royal Academy of Meat Eating Nobles
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11-28-2023, 07:54 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2015
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Re: [USA! USA!] Ultimate Sauce Academy needs your PUNS!!
Synthetic Nutrition & Applied Chemical Kitchens
A chemical kitchen is a lab for using non-food materials as food substitions, often for texture or flavoring, although a few count as "nutrition", like iron suppliments or artificial fats (DON'T ask!). This department is famoys for their bimonthly "Paper or Pladtic?" cooking quiz. Luxury Additives Research & Development Finding new excuses to charge more for a sandwich than most people pay to buy a car. A battle between the sauces of Good and Evil! |
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