So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by elShoggotho

Well, you pretty much made it - for the greater glory of KROMM. Insh'KROMM!

Isn't it nice to know that whatever else I'll do in my life, I can rest secure in the knowledge that I made it?

The success of the Holy Mother Thread will be a bedrock on which I can build my life from here.

All Glory to KROMM! Hosanna! Hosanna! Hosanna!

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by jSarek

I refuse to believe in a KROMM that would inflict such a punishment on anyone, even the unbelievers.

KROMM is merciful and compassionate (well, maybe except when he GMs). There is no place for such a torture chamber in a worldview that excepts a benevolent KROMM.

KROMM can only show you the door. You yourself must walk through it.

All hail KROMM, bringer of GURPS and the True Way!

Undeserving of His mercy are we and only by Divine Providence and Sacred Plot-Fudging are we saved!

Glory in KROMM, for he is the Ultimate Deus Ex Machina, the GMPC with all the answers!

[Christopher R. Rice]

Originally Posted by Icelander

KROMM can only show you the door. You yourself must walk through it.

All hail KROMM, bringer of GURPS and the True Way!

Undeserving of His mercy are we and only by Divine Providence and Sacred Plot-Fudging are we saved!

Glory in KROMM, for he is the Ultimate Deus Ex Machina, the GMPC with all the answers!

KROMM is not the GMPC...but the GM. He is your G.O.D.*


The Five Pillars of Krommunism

• The Testimony of Gaming – the declaration that there is no game worthy of playing except GURPS and that Kromm is the last editor.
• Ritual Play – establishing of the five monthly game sessions
• Obligatory Game-Mastering – establishing a setting that is pleasing to the Almighty Kromm.
• RPG Abstinence – Ritually fasting from other RPG’s during the holy month
• The Pilgrimage to Canada – This occurs during the month of the Holy Ones birthday, and is compulsory at least once in ones Roleplaying career. If you are in ill health or in debt, he or she is not required to perform the Pilgrimage.

Ghostdancer

*this has two interpretations

1) G.O.D. = Games Operational Director

2) G.O.D. = Guardian Of your character's Destiny

I prefer number 1 ^_^ [list]

[Christopher R. Rice]

Originally Posted by Agemegos

During the ritual of the pilgrimage, do we stand on the shores of ONtario and chuck rocks in the direction of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin?

Indeed...

Also due to recent events Kromm has managed to stem the power System Lord Chaney has over President Bush but his Ja'fa servants remain at large. The Lord Kromm was merciful.

Ghostdancer

[cursed]

Originally Posted by Icelander

KROMM can only show you the door. You yourself must walk through it.

I'm sure he could just throw you in. But that would be considered rail-roading..

-Cursed

[elShoggotho]

Originally Posted by Ghostdancer

Indeed...

Also due to recent events Kromm has managed to stem the power System Lord Chaney has over President Bush but his Ja'fa servants remain at large. The Lord Kromm was merciful.

Ghostdancer

Nice try, Ghostdancer.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by cursed

I'm sure he could just throw you in. But that would be considered rail-roading..

-Cursed

And in his Ineffable Wisdom, All-Enveloping Mercy and Infinite Patience; our Lord KROMM does not railroad. That is the way of the weak GM, the uninspired and the lackluster.

Our Lord KROMM creates a vast world of intrigue, adventure and interesting characters and leaves it up to the players to decide which plot hooks to follow and how to solve the challenges presented to them.

All hail KROMM, the Eternal, the Invincible!

[Jame]

Kromm is so great that the thread devoted to him has already reached 55 pages, and shows no sign of halting yet.

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Jame

Kromm is so great that the thread devoted to him has already reached 55 pages, and shows no sign of halting yet.

The Holy Mother Thread is venerable and venerated.

The community of the faithful makes us strong in brotherhood.

KROMM 'alaykum.

[zorg]

Originally Posted by Icelander

Glory in KROMM, for he is the Ultimate Deus Ex, ...!

I wonder what kind of nano augmentation Kromm chose for himself...