So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[Chunk]

*Applause*

Man, as a Catholic I should really be offended that you would debase the Lord's Prayer in such a way, but instead I just thought that it was fricking hilarious ...

You owe me a new keyboard ... the Coke spewing from my nose has ruined this one.

[KDLadage]

Do you mean this little gem?

Originally Posted by Roger Zelazny's Creatures of Light and Darkness

The Possibly Proper Death Litany

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.

Or do you mean this one?

Originally Posted by Roger Zelazny's Creatures of Light and Darkness

Then into the hands of Whatever May Be that is greater than life or death, I resign myself -- if this act will be of any assistance in preserving my life. If it will not, I do not. If my saying this thing at all be presumptuous, and therefore not well received by Whatever may or may not care to listen, then I withdraw the statement and ask forgiveness, if this thing be desired. If not, I do not. On the other hand ...

Or my personal favorite:

Originally Posted by Roger Zelazny's Creatures of Light and Darkness

Hallowed be thy name, if a name thou hast and any desire to see it hallowed.

A little google-fu turned this up here: http://www.freenetpages.co.uk/hp/len...ics-prayer.txt

[Spudzill]

Originally Posted by Icelander

KROMM's prayer

Our Editor who art in Canada,
Hallowed be your screenname,
Your kingdom come,
Your will be done,
In GURPS as in forums.
Give us today our daily interpretations.
Forgive us our misunderstandings as we forgive those who min-max against us.
Save us from uncooperative players,
And deliver us from Antagonist GMs.
For thine is the rule-set, the power, and the glory,
Now and forever.
Amen.

I hereby nominate Icelander High Priest of Kromm!

[elShoggotho]

Icelander may be high priest of Kromm for Iceland, but Asta Kask is strong in the faith, too. I nominate him.

[Icelander]

"You are a god. You are god number one. But who are THEY going to believe is god? Him...are maybe him? You see, there must be a god number one."

[Christopher R. Rice]

I say let...the Great Kromm decide...

Ghostdancer

P.S. Can we have more than one high priest?

[Spudzill]

The Great Kromm may very well decide that this decision is beneath him. Or perhaps by having us choose we are merely working his will.

[Spudzill]

Naw I see a more Pope like role for him. There he gets to make Dogma, which is Law for religions. Sounds much more satisfying to a lawyer I bet.

[Spudzill]

I have a question: What is a custom user handle and what does it do?
BLINKING CLOCKS FOR KROMM!!!!!

[Spudzill]

I have another question. If I met Kromm at a con and identified myself as Spudzill, would Kromm call the cops, or am I beneath his notice, and get a "Who?"