Memorable Quotes.

[ChaosCoyote]

Phoenix: “The good news is we don’t have to go to the ancient city. The bad news is it’ll come to us.”

[Mark Skarr]

Skye: "I need to sit down--my visor gives me 'I-can't-handle-the-truth Sight.'"

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Skye: "Pro tip: if you are invisible people can't see you. Cars. Won't. Stop."

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Skye: "It's called a library; it's where books congregate."

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GM: "He critically failed his DX check when he tried 'The Riker Maneuver.'"
<beat>
Skye: "Oh, ow! OW!"

[Mark Skarr]

Skye: "Hmm, I wonder if it's legal to take a minor across state lines for super hero purposes?"
Heaven: "Hold on, I'll call my lawyer."
<beat>
Asmodeus (her lawyer): "I will make it legal."

[Phantasm]

Curse of Strahd game, following the resurrection of an NPC:

Kat: "That, and he may have been yanked out of a better place."
Keiran: "That's a very optimistic way of looking at it."
Kat: "Of the two of us, Keiran, which has been dead before?"
Ned: "It is not a competition."

[Mark Skarr]

Mark: "'Cuz, you know, Magnus' answer is, everything burns!"
Chaos: "That's not a great thing to say coming out of the bathroom."

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Jake: "Aren't you a little young to be on a world-saving quest?"
Teddy: "Not according to the pretty lady in the dream I just had."
Jake: "Aren't you a little young to be dreaming of pretty ladies?"
Teddy: (Totally deadpan) "Never."
Jake: "Good point. I withdraw the question."

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Elvantyrr: "So, do you want to say what you do, or do we just assume from your appearance?"
Jake: "You can't prove I'm nothing more than a legitimate business man."
Elv: "Gotcha. Point Kobold."
Jake: "That's slander, I can sue."
GM: "Have you ever met a point kobold?"
<beat>
GM: "NO! Because we kept, accidentally, shooting them in the back!"

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Elv: "How troublesome is your sister?"
Ismark: "Well--"
Teddy: "Is she right in the head? We're not going to be sneaking a howling banshee out of town, are we?"

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Jake: "I'm not stupid. Just a little klepto."

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GM: "You've survived your first night in Ravenloft."
Elv: "Woo-hoo! We've out lasted many characters!"

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GM: "You are all disheartened by an inhuman screaming coming from the church."
Teddy: "I assume it's not screaming 'Bingo?'"

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Elv: "This place is . . . messed up."
GM: "No! This place is . . . cursed!"
Elv: "Yeah. 'This is cursed! That is cursed!'"

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GM: "Itzala (the shadow shoulder dragon) has a quirk: will be cute for food."

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GM: "It's got that 'new quiver' smell."

[Mark Skarr]

Sophie: "Oh, my God, this dress is a Versace. It's worth $10,000! Take it off right now!"
Chloe: "Um, okay."
Sophie: "Oh, my God! What are you doing? Don't take your clothes off here!"

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Chloe: "If she was that good an actress, she'd be rolling in Oscars. And that's the Academy Award, not random men named 'Oscar.'"

[Mark Skarr]

Heaven: "I tend to have that effect on people."
Miele: "You can make people stupid? Are you Batman?"

[Mark Skarr]

James: "Oh, the Wisdom of Solomon, Strength of Heracles, Courage of Achilles, Power of Zeus, Stamina of Atlas and the Speed of Mercury. By their powers combined, I am Captain Marvel."