01-11-2023, 03:51 PM | #1871 |
Night Watchman
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
The DF campaign:
Narkron: "Don't call me a necromancer! I am a psychopomp!" Kalife: "A what?" Narkron: "A psychopomp." (OOC: "They were a band in the 70s") Narkron: "Narkron's Glowing Purple Hand . . ." (OOC: "Who were an archetypical seventies band") "hits and does 10 injury. Not damage, direct injury. Deathtouch is like that."
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01-11-2023, 09:04 PM | #1872 | |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Earth, mostly
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Quote:
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01-19-2023, 06:32 AM | #1873 |
Night Watchman
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Location: Cambridge, UK
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "All of those (ludicrous) plans would have been good plans. This is a swashbuckling game. There's no such thing as a plan that's too silly!"
Bob: "Challenge accepted!"
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01-26-2023, 01:06 PM | #1874 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Simon: "Okay, let's see about sneaking in."
Party: general agreement. GM: "All right, let's see some stealth rolls." Simon: (Rolls a 16). <beat> Simon: "Right! So Steiner-Stealth it is! RWAR!" |
01-28-2023, 05:21 PM | #1875 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
John: "Yeah, I don't get it. Some women just throw themselves at me like that."
Asuka: "Must be your animal magnetism." John: "It isn't working on you." Asuka: "'Cuz I'm bi-polar." <beat> Asuka (OOC?): "I just made a magnet joke--I'm such a nerd." |
01-29-2023, 10:36 PM | #1876 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
GM: "She's a little banged up, but not at all injured."
Feng: "Except for my emotions." GM: "He can't perform first aid on your emotions." -- GM: "If you take your time, you can get out, no problem. Feng: "I don't see a reason to go quickly." GM: "Yeah, there are no dinosaurs here yet." <beat> GM: "Did I say 'yet?'" -- Mia: "She found the Air Marshall?" GM: "Yes, because [Chaos] is a murder hobo--she likes to loot the bodies." Chaos: "Not me!" -- Bobb: "It's going to be hard as [heck] to get [the trollies] out." GM: "Yeah, the plane is not in the upright position." -- Chaos: "I glare at the underbelly of the plane." GM: "It remains impassive--as if it were made from metal." -- GM: "You now have a blood-soaked piece of jagged metal that you know can cut things." |
02-07-2023, 07:04 PM | #1877 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Lilly: "You guys should really consider letting us go--this won't go well for you."
Goon 1: "Well, we'll just see about that." GM: "In the distance, you can hear a wolf howl." Goon 2: "What was that?" Mitzi: "Your two-minute warning." |
02-08-2023, 08:22 AM | #1878 |
Hero of Democracy
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: far from the ocean
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
On finding evidence of a robot apocolypse:
Player1: "What year are we from again?" GM: "1983" Player1: "Darn, we haven't seen Short Circuit!" Player2: "When did the Matrix come out?" Player3: <Typing> "1984" <in a different session we found that the PC's have seen Empire Strikes Back but not Return of the Jedi> GM: "Wow, the 80's produced a lot of Good Sci-Fi"
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02-08-2023, 04:40 PM | #1879 |
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Westworld from 1973 or Battlestar Galactica from 1978 would be known.
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02-12-2023, 05:26 PM | #1880 |
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