Memorable Quotes.

[Anders]

Another PC was being arrested for killling a guy in an underground fighting ring.

Me: "Have you ruled out natural causes?"
Police: "Crushed jaw and splintered spine?"
Me: "Maybe... a fall?"
Police: "From standing on the ground?"
Me: "...osteoporosis?"

[Mark Skarr]

Keith: "Look, if I can learn magic, any idiot can."
Stolas: "Oh, thank God that's not true."

[johndallman]

“Yes, BDSM. Beating down small monsters.”

[tshiggins]

Originally Posted by Anders

Another PC was being arrested for killling a guy in an underground fighting ring.

Me: "Have you ruled out natural causes?"
Police: "Crushed jaw and splintered spine?"
Me: "Maybe... a fall?"
Police: "From standing on the ground?"
Me: "...osteoporosis?"

Why did I just get a sudden vision of this conversation as conducted between a police officer, and "Tiny," from Season 5 of The Expanse?

[Fred Brackin]

"Ah, note the geometric shape? Those are "Tetra" class fighters."

"If you paint them brightly do they become Neon Tetras?"

<pilot character rolls dice"

"Oh S***!"

"Sound the Oh S***! alarm!.

<Ah-oooga! Ah-oooga!>

"All hands report to Oh S*** stations!"

"What's happening?"

"We're being attacked by 4-sided fish!"

"In that case my Oh S*** station is at gunnery."

"Alright Dirk Darkstar, what is your action?"

"I perform the Shoot Everyone! maneuver by focussing Blue Crystal Energy through my sapphire octohedrons!."

<rolls transparent blue dice>

<rolls phenomenally>

"Hey! That actually worked!"

[Inky]

OK, what game is that?

[Fred Brackin]

Originally Posted by Inky

OK, what game is that?

<sorry>Not published yet.

[Inky]

Well, it sounds like an interesting one :-D

[Mark Skarr]

Patches: "She's the heir to the McGuffin fortune?"

--

GM: "It is other. Words like good and bad don't have meaning around it."
Thane: "It's not-good."
GM: "You are, semantically, correct."

--

Cracker: "Y'all can call me 'Cracker.' All of my friends do."
Contessa: "Not with a straight face, I can't."

--

Cracker: "Any reason you waited until after we got our [butts] kicked to come out?"
Contessa: "An innate sense of comedic timing."
Cracker: "It wern't funny on this end."

--

Contessa: "If you die, you'll get reincarnated, but you'll still work for me."
Frost: "Get reincarnated . . . as what?"
Contessa: "Well, if you have a request, we can put you on a list. I mean, if you want to be a millionaire unicorn, that might take a while."
<beat>
Frost: "But, that is on the list. Sign me up."

--

Cracker: "When Chromedome shows up we can all Catch a Ri-i-i-i-de!!"

[ericthered]

masked vigilante princess: "My teacher will come to the palace, if we provide him with appropriate clothing"
emperor's brother the general: "I'll send him some of my garb"
OOC player: "Isn't his character known for dressing way too casual for the palace?"