Memorable Quotes.

[Koshka]

Playing Descent. The party healer took most of the damage during an early fight, but at the moment all the opponents were over a double-move away.

Healer's Player (on his turn): I'm just doing healings.
Player 2 (singing): Nothing more than healings.

[Irish Wolf]

Originally Posted by Koshka

Playing Descent. The party healer took most of the damage during an early fight, but at the moment all the opponents were over a double-move away.

Healer's Player (on his turn): I'm just doing healings.
Player 2 (singing): Nothing more than healings.

Trying to forget my
Feelings of pain...

[johndallman]

"Occam's Razor says it's an alternate universe."

[Fred Brackin]

"Who might all of you be?"

"I am Urnst Ironbanger! Wizard and proud son of a blacksmith!"

"...and you Sir Dwarf?"

"Eimgreit and this is me brother Yurgreit."

"I was trying to get her to give us some more money in earnest."

"I thought this money was for everyone and not just Urnst!"

[Mark Skarr]

Cletus: “Bubba’s army’ll be here at sunset!”
Thane: “I need a beer.”
GM (OOC): “You have not yet begun to need a drink.”

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GM: “A heart should never be on the dusty, dusty ground.”

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GM: “It’s just a steak knife.”
Contessa: “You don’t use a serrated knife to take out a heart. Ugh. Amateurs!”

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Contessa: “Enos, what’s your name?”
Enos: “Enos Floyd Austin Clem Duane Elmer Huckleberry Cody Jefferson Roy.”
0-1 (OOC): “That’s not a name, that’s a family tree!”
Contessa: “I’m just going to call you ‘Enos.’”
GM (OOC): “Yeah, I just went to a redneck name generator and took them all . . ..”

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GM: “It’s Bubba Hotep! The Redneckromancer!”

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Bubba: “The time of Bubba Hotep has arrived!”
Contessa: “Is there time for Bubba Hotep to take a break?”
Thane (OOC): “Time for a quickie?”
Contessa (OOC): “I’m not a succubus!”

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Thane: “I want to stay in werewolf until I heal.”
0-1 (OOC): “Heel boy!”

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Contessa: “Is this a pyramid . . . or a beer-a-mid?”

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Contessa: “I’m going to add him to my Flock.”
GM: ““Bubba Clint Hoyt Cyrus Chester Tommy Dale Lynn Jim Robert, aka Bubba Hotep.”
0-1 (OOC): “Has joined your friends list.”

[Mark Skarr]

GM: “You’re not sure, but the truck may also be a zombie.”

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Thayne: “Men in black . . . great.”
GM: “Men in black camouflage, yeah.”

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After some really bad shots by ISWAT.
01: “Ah, Stormtrooper marksmanship academy. I see you both graduated with honors.”

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GM: “This guy is pulling his non-non-lethal rifle.”

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GM: “He went from positive one HP to negative two times HP in a single hit. He’s not liking what’s left of his life.”

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After some more incredibly bad rolls by ISWAT.
Thayne (OOC): “He graduated the Stormtrooper Marksmanship academy with honors.”
GM (OOC): “He was valedictorian.”

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01 (OOC): “Get used to that. [The GM] likes it when his badguys explode.”

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01: “I’ll help Glitch with his existential breakdown.”

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Before the spell is cast to send them . . . somewhere else.
Thayne: “I assume crash position.”
01: “Good point. Brace for impact.”

[Mark Skarr]

James (OOC): “There’s a reason he said ‘dress up in my monkey suit and dance to the organ grinder.’ Not that he’s ever going to dress up like Gorilla Grodd, willingly, except, maybe, on Halloween.”
GM (OOC): “He’s really not going to like this next bit, then . . ..”

[David Johnston2]

Well, she's either dead or really angry. I don't see a good reason to hang around and find out.

[Mark Skarr]

Asmodeus: "You didn't have to break his nose."
Heaven: "No, I'm not James. I didn't have to break his nose. I enjoyed breaking his nose."

[Mark Skarr]

Contessa: “Question. Can I survive without oxygen?”
01 (OOC): “Not for long.”

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GM: “So, less a hit and more a gentle caress.”

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GM: “Oh. I didn’t realize I was going to need the spell critical failure chart this early.”

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GM (OOC): “I was hoping for another 18.”
01 (OOC): “A demon appears, but she’s already over there.”

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ETA (forgot this one)
Thayne: "Another critical success?"
GM: "Well, kinda."
Thayne: "Sucky."
GM: "Um, no, that's just three points of damage. I rolled a three. Take three, they're small."

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GM: “Would you like to do a smash or a grab and crush?”
Thayne: “Which is better.”
GM: “Well, smash is more likely to work. Grab and crush is more cathartic.”
Thayne: “Well go with ‘more fun.'”

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GM: “You’re pretty sure Star Fleet needs more werewolves.”

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Thayne: “Because without arms, you can’t cast spells. We know that, right?”
GM: “Um, sure. We’ll go with that.”

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GM: “You haven’t had to be in werewolf this often for a long time. Not since Burning Man.”

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Sylvia (OOC): “Master Roshi?”
GM (OOC): “It’s the only old man figure I could find!”
Contessa (OOC): “Makes as much sense as anything else. But, I’m even more suspicious of him now.”
01 (OOC): “He’s not the figure you needed, he’s the figure you deserved.”

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Contessa is getting undressed in the hangar and changing into a space suit in front of the other players.
Sylvia: “I don’t have another question for Alice, but I do have a question for Contessa: what are you doing?”
Contessa: “We’re in space; I’m getting changed.”
01 (OOC): “When in Rome . . ..”

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GM (OOC): “Sylvia would never want Contessa [the soul-collector demon] in a Star Fleet Uniform!”

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Emalia: “They must be using some form of archaenotech.”
Sylvia: “I don’t know what that means.”
01 (OOC): “Now you know how it feels!”

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Thayne: “I don’t know. I’ll do the Hokey Pokey.”
GM (stunned): “Um, everyone stares at you. Then at Contessa.”
[They have deduced Contessa has mind control powers.]