Memorable Quotes.

[Anaraxes]

Originally Posted by Bruno

Should I be happy that I have no idea what's going on here?

This video should clear it up for you. It is, of course, part of a long series drilled into people of the proper age when they were children.

[Mark Skarr]

GM: “The Militia is keeping an eye on the enormous, armed, flying creature and the two mythical creatures. Ah! Wyverns are real.”

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Kay: “Absolutely. Take it, fix it, send it back via carrier dimorphodon.”
GM: “Or Aven?”
Kay: “That would be ideal.”
GM (OOC): “Rich would request that Aven take some selfies with it first.”

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Aven (OOC): “Can we not call it ‘the zig,’ I have prison flashbacks.”
Kay (OOC): “CoH, yeah.”
All players and GM (OOC) (Sad sigh): “Yeah.”

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Kay: “Did I remember to bring popcorn?”
GM (OOC): “No, you only have the corn between Pod’s toes. You have Pod-corn.”
Kay (ooc): “I do not want that.”

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Kay: “Okay Rich, you gotta behave yourself, this is an all-girl field-trip except for you.”
Rich (OOC): “Dear Diary: JACKPOT!”

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Holly: “You people are really, really, weird.”

[David Johnston2]

"She wiggles her fingers and stuff happens. Sometimes it's kinda like what she wants to happen."

[Mark Skarr]

GM (OOC): “Is Axe/Mace when you use body spray to try to repel an attacker?”

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Troy: “Which of the crazy things happening are you screaming about?”

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GM: “The two huskies seem to be occupied by your ex-coworker.”
Troy (OOC): “Unnamed, monster-thermometer NPC—No-oo-oo-oo!”

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Troy (OOC): “Acrobatics check! Parkour through the back window!”
‘Qoba (OOC): “Sure! No! Missed by one!”
Troy (OOC): “Oops, sorry. Let me roll that window down.”

[johndallman]

PC: "OK, your necklace might work. But if it does not, we'll have to move up to stabbing him."

[Mark Skarr]

After being attacked by aquatic creatures:

Luna: “I went with the girls because I thought there was something fishy going on.”
Everyone else: (Loud groans and laughs)
Luna: “And, turns out, I was more right than I knew!”

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Luna: “It was as ugly as the Kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean? Just smaller. I don’t mean that the ugliness scaled down, it was as ugly as the big thing, just concentrated in a smaller form.”

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Ana: “It’s a good thing you had [a ring of shapeshifting].”
Luna: “Yeah. Next time, I’ll try to remember to use it.”

[L.J.Steele]

While contemplating the abandoned alien base, a TL above ours, and how to bring the Total Matter Conversion plant and associated black hole communications array back on line.

Dr D: Is that black hole OSHA complaint.

AUD1: It has a railing!

Virgil: You need at least 2 levels of lock out/tag out for a black hole.

[It has a railing! became a session tag line.]

Marak: [To the alien engineer aghast at our manipulating his TL12 system and asking what we are.] "Humans! We get sh*t done!"

[Fred Brackin]

<Wild Mage upon awakening under a table in a tavern> Oooh. Where am I?

<Monk> You are Here. At the Center of the Universe.

<Wild Mage> At least I still have all my money. I suppose I have you to thank for that my friend. You are my friend aren't you?

<Monk> Let us say that you are part of my Karmic Burden and my presence near you is necessary to help restore Universal Balance.

<Wild Mage> "Karmic Burden" I suppose I should write that down.

Later

Wild Mage> Have we been here before?

<Monk> I have been here before in both body and spirit. You I am not certain about.

[Mark Skarr]

Troy: “I don’t need a hockey facemask. I’ll put the catcher’s mask on a zombie and it won’t be able to bite me.”

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Troy: “I’m going to give my batting helmet to Manny, so the next time he dives into a closed window it doesn’t hurt as much.”

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Troy: “Do I have a first aid kit?”
GM: “Nah, just a stick of icy-hot.”
Troy: “We can feed this to a zombie. It’ll work.”

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Jerrica: “I don’t want the airbag to go off; please drive carefully.”
Troy: “You overestimate how much I paid for this car.”

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GM (OOC): “I’ve got to run to the bathroom.”
Jerrica (OOC): “Have fun.”
GM (OOC): “Well, not too much fun.”

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Troy: “We’re in wine country, guys.”
Manqoba: “There shouldn’t be that many zombies in wine country.”
Troy: “That’s it! The zombies are a French conspiracy! They’re afraid of California wine!”

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GM: “Yeah, you’re right next to fatty, he smashes through the windshield.”
Jerrica: “I’m going to turn off the wipers.”

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Troy: “I’m sticking with the French anti-wine conspiracy.”

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Manqoba: “Do I have any chance of waking up any time soon?”
GM: “Make a HT roll.”
Troy (OOC): “So, ‘no,’ in other words.”

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Troy: “Here is my plan: As soon as I find the keys to the vehicle we want, I will grab an extra key. I will put that key in the key copier. Then, I will load blanks in as many spots as it has to make extra keys. I will turn it on, and run! That should bring all the zombies here, as we leave.”

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[Phantasm]

Spellbinder: "HEY MEATSHIELD WANNA GO FIGHT A GIANT ROBOT?!?" Say, she sounds excited.
Meatshield: "Giant robot? GIANT ROBOT?! HELL YEAH! GIANT ROBOT! Is it Japanese?"


Princess Bolshivek: "If it's Soviet, there's no electronics in it. Soviets do not believe in things not fixable with sticks and stones."
Starbot: "It is rather difficult to produce eye beams with mechanics."
Princess Bolshivek: "You'd be surprised what hamsters on wheels can do."


Spellbinder: "By the sacred Vishanti and the orbs of Valtam, the Seraphim's Shield is totally my jam!"
Meatshield: <ooc> Does your Sorcerer Supreme know you use that kind of language, young lady?! No Black Sabbath for a week!


Meatshield: (as he tears away at the guts of the giant robot) "Welcome to the machine!"
Spellbinder: "Actually, I think you should welcome the parts you removed to *outside* the machine."


Spellbinder: "By the cakes of Hostess and the crackers Saltine, I'll weld your neck stiff with the Flames of Faltine!"


Giant Robot: "LIBERATION ... FAILED. CANNOT .... CONTACT OTHER .... LIBERATORS. CAPITALISM ... HAS BEEN ... OUTLAWED. MISSILE ... LAUNCH ... IN TEN ... MINUTES. HAIL ... HY...DRA."


Spellbinder, after Ana introduces herself to the press: "Well so much for getting us all positive press."
Princess Bolshivek: "I'm the princess of Bolshiveks, Chelsea. That *has* to be the most inane thing anyone's ever heard, right?"
Spellbinder: "Ana, a giant robot with eye lasers just got taken down by an alien, a wizard, a girl who turns i to a jet plane, and a girl with a gun. When put next to that, nothing seems too far-fetched to be real."


Meatshield: "You're the same Namora that slapped Mussolini upside the head with a marlin?"


* Meatshield snerks at those names ("Nagino" and "Nagina"). "Seriously? Themed names? That's straight out of a comic book."