Memorable Quotes.

[Mark Skarr]

GM: "It begins to move a little faster, toward the door, and your friends. Well, those people outside."

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Smoke (a cat-person): "If he puts it on a table, I knock it off."

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Smoke: "It looks fancy. It's probably a plot-device."

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Durango: "So . . . the two people who have good vision, don't have the search skill?"

[ericthered]

"when the GM asks if if the NPC you captured is the extra-powerful one, the answer is yes."

[Mark Skarr]

GM: "Well, none of you are really familiar with blushing."
Durango: "Is she trying to blend in with her hair?"

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Alis: "Look at Twitch--the ratman bartender--and press it, gently into your temple."
Durango (a gecko man): "What's a temple?"
Mango (a mutant human): "It's one of the soft spots in your head."
Durango: "My whole head is soft!"

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Mango: "Don't want to get eaten."
Twitch: "Yes, being eaten is bad. Especially if you have to go out the other end."
<beat>
Mango: "I don't know that I want to live to make it out the other end."
Twitch: "May have to dig your way out. Other end easiest dig."

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Smoke: "So, it's not a talk-stone, and it's not a Babel-Fish, it's a Babel-Shist?"

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Skrevva: "Past the rust-towers, 'round the slag-piles, look for the wet stink."
Mango: "The wet stank."
GM: "Wet stink, stank, either are good."
Smoke: "Oh no, it's the Bog of Eternal Stench."
GM: "I *promise* it's not the Bog of Eternal Stench--that'll be later."

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Mango: "Can we see Velvet Smoke from where we are."
GM: "No, with that 4, Jedi Masters are having a hard time perceiving her."
Smoke: "I have appeared in another campaign."

[Mark Skarr]

Aneth: "I believe the moorbounder's name is 'MVP.'"

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Aneth: "*You* don't get a share--your moorbounder does."

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Gremak: "I'll get my own room. I snore a lot."
GM: "That's not snoring. Lower, Beavis."

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Aneth: "Is there just a pure race?"
Alex: "Well, that gets kinda touchy."
<beat>
much, pained, laughter.

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GM: "The reason that halflings are considered emergency food supplies is that they have a very high energy density."

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GM: "The entry fee (for the swimming race) is to pay the squad of red-spandex wearing orc lifeguards."
Alex: <shudders>

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GM: "You could also use Towering Inferno to render the alley safe--but render the town unsafe."

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Gremak: "I'm just going to walk in."
GM: "Um, okay. The orc is doubling down on stupidity."

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Zikka: "Now. Entertain me."
Gremak (no hesitation): "I rip off my clothes."
<beat>
GM: "Gimme a roll!"

[David Johnston2]

Player: Wait, how does that even work? States make criminal laws not cities. What's he going to do, start giving Punisher tickets for shooting people without a license?

[ericthered]

"So everyone who is a PC is going to be stubborn then?"


"Ritual, Medical Procedure, its kind of ambiguous"

[ericthered]

I'm really bending the rules to let a character use "create food" as an offensive weapon causing nausea via creating rotten fish in combat time. Its all in good fun


Demon Character: "That's a critical failure"
GM: "That means we get to pull out the spell failure table"
Demon Character: "Does that mean I target my friends with fireball?"
GM: "Not unless your casting fireball. The famous result is summoning a demon. on an 18"
Demon Character"... But I am a demon!"
<rolls>
Demon Character: "16, that's close to 18!"
GM Reads: "Spell has reverse of intended effect"
Demon Character: "So I create a good smelling fish?"
GM: "You create the tastiest smelling fish you have ever made in your entire life. "
Cat Folk Character (who in-story loves the rotten fish): "This is a win either way!