Steve Jackson Games - Site Navigation
Home General Info Follow Us Search Illuminator Store Forums What's New Other Games Ogre GURPS Munchkin Our Games: Home

Go Back   Steve Jackson Games Forums > Roleplaying > GURPS

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-26-2018, 09:04 PM   #31
Say, it isn't that bad!
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

*Snap* *Snap*
Say, it isn't that bad! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2018, 09:27 PM   #32
tbone
 
tbone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

"Look what you made me do..."

"Cut the blue wire! No, the red one! The red o-"

"The horror, the horror..." (Marlon Brando voice)

"Good night. Drive safely." (David Letterman voice)

"Uh-oh."

"Amen."

"Doh!" (Alternately: "Stupid Flanders.")

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." (Character's final success roll will be vs Literature to recognize Dickens.)

"Objection!"

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" (Charlton Heston voice)

"I'm too old for this."

"The name's Bomb. James Bomb."
__________________
T Bone
GURPS stuff and more at the Games Diner: http://www.gamesdiner.com

Twitter: @Gamesdiner | RSS: here ⬅︎ Updated RSS link | This forum: Site updates thread (occasionally updated)

(Latest goods on site: GLAIVE Mini levels up to v2.4. Update to melee weapon design tool, with more example weapons and commentary.)
tbone is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2018, 09:48 PM   #33
Phantasm
 
Phantasm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the road again...
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

"Bless this hand grenade, so it might smite thine enemies in thy mercy...."

"This isn't a grenade, it's a coconut delivered by a swallow. African or European? I don't know thaaaaaat......"
__________________
"Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991

"But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!"

The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation.
Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting
Phantasm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2018, 11:50 PM   #34
Daigoro
 
Daigoro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Meifumado
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

"As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds."

"Attention. Emergency. All personnel must evacuate immediately. You now have four seconds to reach minimum safe distance."

"Batman's a scientist."

"Oh, the humanity!"

"Do you expect me to talk?/I expect you to die."
__________________
Collaborative Settings:
Cyberpunk: Duopoly Nation
Space Opera: Behind the King's Eclipse
And heaps of forum collabs, 30+ and counting!
Daigoro is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2018, 12:01 AM   #35
Tomsdad
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Brighton
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

Quote:
Originally Posted by Icelander View Post
No one has gone 80s?

Europe's 'Final Countdown'.
how about 90's


"Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and I'm about to go...."

or

"I want everybody in the house to know
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go..."

(in fact half the lyrics in that track)
Tomsdad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2018, 12:26 AM   #36
Daigoro
 
Daigoro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Meifumado
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantasm View Post
AC/DC's "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)" at the part it starts the 21-gun salute....
"You've been....... Thunderstruck!"
__________________
Collaborative Settings:
Cyberpunk: Duopoly Nation
Space Opera: Behind the King's Eclipse
And heaps of forum collabs, 30+ and counting!
Daigoro is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2018, 12:43 AM   #37
trechriron
 
trechriron's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Renton, WA
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nelson Cunnington View Post
...
You have one new message
...
As far as I failed my Will roll and laughed at this for say, 5 min, I would like to vote this one as the winner. My current sanity not withstanding of course.
__________________
Trentin C Bergeron (trechriron)
Bard, Dreamer & RPG Enthusiast
My Worlds
My Blog
trechriron is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2018, 01:17 AM   #38
Mathulhu
 
Join Date: May 2009
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

"...because sharing is caring"
__________________
Maxwell Kensington "Snotkins" Von Smacksalot III
Mathulhu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2018, 07:59 AM   #39
Kabufu
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

"Oh you're here. Well you can blow up with me with if you want. N- Not that I care! It's just coincidence! ...Baka."
Kabufu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2018, 08:37 AM   #40
Daigoro
 
Daigoro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Meifumado
Default Re: Messages from your smart grenade

"I coulda been a contender...been a contender...contender...tender...der.."
__________________
Collaborative Settings:
Cyberpunk: Duopoly Nation
Space Opera: Behind the King's Eclipse
And heaps of forum collabs, 30+ and counting!
Daigoro is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
grenade, grenade sayings, smart grenade


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Fnords are Off
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:49 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.