02-26-2018, 09:04 PM | #31 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
*Snap* *Snap*
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02-26-2018, 09:27 PM | #32 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"Look what you made me do..."
"Cut the blue wire! No, the red one! The red o-" "The horror, the horror..." (Marlon Brando voice) "Good night. Drive safely." (David Letterman voice) "Uh-oh." "Amen." "Doh!" (Alternately: "Stupid Flanders.") "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." (Character's final success roll will be vs Literature to recognize Dickens.) "Objection!" "You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" (Charlton Heston voice) "I'm too old for this." "The name's Bomb. James Bomb."
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02-26-2018, 09:48 PM | #33 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"Bless this hand grenade, so it might smite thine enemies in thy mercy...."
"This isn't a grenade, it's a coconut delivered by a swallow. African or European? I don't know thaaaaaat......"
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02-26-2018, 11:50 PM | #34 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds."
"Attention. Emergency. All personnel must evacuate immediately. You now have four seconds to reach minimum safe distance." "Batman's a scientist." "Oh, the humanity!" "Do you expect me to talk?/I expect you to die."
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02-27-2018, 12:01 AM | #35 | |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
Quote:
"Yo back up now and give a brother room The fuse is lit and I'm about to go...." or "I want everybody in the house to know I came here tonight to hear the crowd go..." (in fact half the lyrics in that track) |
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02-27-2018, 12:26 AM | #36 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"You've been....... Thunderstruck!"
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02-27-2018, 12:43 AM | #37 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
As far as I failed my Will roll and laughed at this for say, 5 min, I would like to vote this one as the winner. My current sanity not withstanding of course.
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02-27-2018, 01:17 AM | #38 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"...because sharing is caring"
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02-27-2018, 07:59 AM | #39 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"Oh you're here. Well you can blow up with me with if you want. N- Not that I care! It's just coincidence! ...Baka."
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02-27-2018, 08:37 AM | #40 |
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Re: Messages from your smart grenade
"I coulda been a contender...been a contender...contender...tender...der.."
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