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Old 09-20-2006, 01:29 PM   #1
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Default So, how great is Kromm anyway?

I felt that it was a bit lonely in this section of the forum so I thought I'd start a discussion on how great our Lord and Prophet, Dr. Kromm, is. I mean, how are any visitors supposed to be able to see that we are all insane GURPS fanboys if we don't even have a thread on how great the Line Editor is?

I'll start.

He's the greatest thing since the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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Old 09-20-2006, 01:38 PM   #2
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You need to change your avatar so it has a pucker. ;)
I doubt that would be work safe, or indeed that it could be construed as offensive and shocking.

I could be courting legal trouble. ;)
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:13 PM   #3
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How great is Kromm? Well...

I heard that once someone bumped into Kromm without apologizing, so Kromm roundhouse kicked the guy's head off.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:21 PM   #4
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How great is Kromm? Well...

I heard that once someone bumped into Kromm without apologizing, so Kromm roundhouse kicked the guy's head off.
OMG!!!

I've never seen Kromm and Chuck Norris in the same place!!!

That must mean they are the same person!!!

Kromm is so great that according to Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, he can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:23 PM   #5
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"OMG" in 48pt text with three exclamation points.

Icelander, you are officially a 12 year old girl.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:27 PM   #6
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"OMG" in 48pt text with three exclamation points.

Icelander, you are officially a 12 year old girl.
I am rather proud of my cunning impersonation.

I'm learning to use all the extra features on vBulletin that I've never bothered to notice.

See?
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:49 AM   #7
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OMG!!!

I've never seen Kromm and Chuck Norris in the same place!!!

That must mean they are the same person!!!

Kromm is so great that according to Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, he can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Yes but Chuck Norris can slow down time while he fights and deliver a slow motion kick while standing on one leg unbalenced all this time. He can also kick people in the jaw and render them unconscious without killing or seriously injuring them as he works for a family show that has a theme song that sounds more like the Staasi then the Texas Rangers.

When the Eye of the Ranger is upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see
When your in Texas look behind you
cus that's where the Ranger's gonna be!
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:53 AM   #8
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Hosanna! Hosanna! All praise is due to KROMM!
Allelujah! Adonai KROMM, of Heavenly Hosts, of Eternal Glory!
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How is this plan coming along, Icelander?
Pretty well, actually.

Looks like people are pretty happy about it.
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Old 01-24-2007, 10:46 PM   #9
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Well, you pretty much made it - for the greater glory of KROMM. Insh'KROMM!
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Old 01-26-2007, 09:05 AM   #10
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Well, you pretty much made it - for the greater glory of KROMM. Insh'KROMM!
Isn't it nice to know that whatever else I'll do in my life, I can rest secure in the knowledge that I made it?

The success of the Holy Mother Thread will be a bedrock on which I can build my life from here.

All Glory to KROMM! Hosanna! Hosanna! Hosanna!
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