[Dungeon Fantasy] Sheep

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Originally Posted by Turhan's Bey Company

So what I'm hearing is that shepherds are learning their selective breeding techniques from the Book of Revelation.

Well, wool is fire resistant...

[bert]

Originally Posted by DouglasCole

The 400-lb, three-horned ram needs to make an appearance in an adventure of mine Real Soon Now. I mean, really.

Makes me think of a certain pyramid article.

Such dire, very ram.

[Anthony]

Okay, 125 point Ram:
Attributes (23)

• ST 21 (No Fine Manipulators, SM) [55]
• DX 14 (No Fine Manipulators) [48]
• IQ 4 [-120]
• HT 14 [40]

Secondary Attributes (105)

• Move 10 [15]
• Per 12 [40]
• Will 12 [40]
• SM +1 [0]
• Thrust 2d (Kick 2d+2, Horns 2d+4)

Advantages (30)

• DR 1, Flexible (Thick Fur) [4]
• DR 4, Partial (Skull Only), Limited (Doesn't Stop Contact Agents, -10%;
  this is basically Tough Skin without Flexible) [4]
• Hooves [3]
• Peripheral Vision [15]
• Reduced Consumption (Cast-Iron Stomach) 2 [2]
• Striker, Impaling, Cannot Parry -40%, Limited Arc (Front) -40% [2]

Disadvantages (-65)

• Domestic Animal [-30]
• Quadruped [-35]

Skills (32)

• Brawling-21 (24)
• Survival-13 [4]
• Other [4]

[DouglasCole]

Originally Posted by bert

Makes me think of a certain pyramid article.

Such dire, very ram.

Yes. Yes. The terrible battering ram.

[evileeyore]

Originally Posted by Anthony

ST 21

That's no ram...

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by evileeyore

That's no ram...

Oops, for some reason I was thinking a goat. Not that you get very many thousand pound goats either.

[corwyn]

Originally Posted by DouglasCole

The 400-lb, three-horned ram needs to make an appearance in an adventure of mine Real Soon Now. I mean, really.

Well, there's still time for Citadel.

[martinl]

Give it a bunch of improved dodge, cargo pockets, and overconfidence.

You know, for a Dodge Ram.

[DouglasCole]

Originally Posted by martinl

Give it a bunch of improved dodge, cargo pockets, and overconfidence.

You know, for a Dodge Ram.

That . . . is just lovely. Some Terrible Rams have Enhanced Defenses (Dodge Only). Oh. Oh yes.

Between that and the creature that poops fire that was a not-entirely-a-joke stretch goal, I'll see what I can do if Citadel does well.

[bert]

Originally Posted by martinl

You know, for a Dodge Ram.

Hahahaha well played sir!