01-11-2013, 08:19 AM | #1 |
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Gothenburg, Sweden
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Products for dragons
It's an easier way to get to a dragon's treasure. You find what they need and sell it to them! What would you sell?
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01-11-2013, 08:47 AM | #2 |
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Forest Grove, Beaverton, Oregon
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Re: Products for dragons
High temperature titanium back scratchers
Giant fire extinguishers to keep all those non-metal treasures safe. Foir when the knights run around on fire rather than just lying down and dying. Asbestos pillows for those long sleeps. Scale bedazzler for that modern jewled look all the parisian dragons are wearing this year.
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01-11-2013, 10:38 AM | #3 |
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Re: Products for dragons
Mr. Microphone ("Hey, good-looking, I'll be back to pick you up later!")
Slap Chop sized for hobbits St. George Four-man grill Smokeless Ashcan I'm guessing the food dehydrator would be redundant. Help me! Mr. Popeil! |
01-11-2013, 10:39 AM | #4 |
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Houston
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Re: Products for dragons
Claw Polish and a Paint roller with wich to apply it
Speedo - Cuz everytime you fly over a village, they see your junk Wing Streamers - When you want to be scourge...a FABULOUS scourge. Furfoot's Sleep Aid - Halflings doped up on sleeping potions. Warning! May be hobbit forming! Claw to Finger Adapters - Find that special ring but it only comes in human size? Mithril Foundation Garments - To cover those weak spots we get in our scales as we get older... Bumper Stickers for dragon haunches
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01-11-2013, 11:07 AM | #5 |
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: Products for dragons
I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned The Communist Manifesto.
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01-11-2013, 11:11 AM | #6 |
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: near London, UK
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Re: Products for dragons
Diamond-toothed combs for getting out scale-mites.
Small pots labelled "salve of protection from dragon-fire - GUARANTEED", to be filled with garlic butter and sold by the dragon's minions on the road up to the smoking cave. Mode S transponder for flying in controlled airspace.
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01-11-2013, 11:24 AM | #7 |
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Houston
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Re: Products for dragons
Lost your spark? Just cant heat things up like you used to?
Dragonzyte - Natural Flame enhancement Nymdok |
01-11-2013, 11:26 AM | #8 |
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
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Re: Products for dragons
Automatic coin sorter and counter - provides total value in nominal currency and as bulk metal!
Coin pile shaper, in six amusing novelty shapes. Crochet horn cozies with the little bobbles on the tips.
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01-11-2013, 12:08 PM | #9 |
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Earth, mostly
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Re: Products for dragons
Tired of your breath constantly smelling of those tasty virgins and the silly warriors who try to save them?
Try new BLISTERENE mouthwash! Guaranteed to restore the kissing-sweet smell of sulphur - and nothing else! - to your mouth! BLISTERENE - recommended by four out of five Elder Wyrms!
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01-14-2013, 05:04 AM | #10 | |
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Products for dragons
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