Memorable Quotes.

[johndallman]

Player: "OK, we are lost. Is there anything around we could ask where we are?"
GM: "There's a dragon flying past, a couple of miles away. Looks red."
Player: "OK, I wave my cloak and try and flag it down."
GM: "OK. Remind me what your cloak is made of?"
Player: "Err, red dragon hide?"

[Mark Skarr]

Badguy: "I am the root of all evil!"
James: "Actually, you're pretty minor . . . more like the square root of all evil."
Arin: "James, that's mean!"
Lux: "Yeah, he's more like the square root of annoyances."

[johndallman]

(A burst of automatic fire is heard behind the party)

PC: "Ah, they're playing my song."

[vicky_molokh]

From the recent Pyramid:

Toxic: These explosives should not be consumed, even on
a dare.

[Hans Rancke-Madsen]

Originally Posted by vicky_molokh

From the recent Pyramid:

Toxic: These explosives should not be consumed, even on a dare.

Reminds me of a classic Danish crime comedy involving Senior gangs (the premise was that people lived longer nowdays so retired people felt bored and useless and formed criminal gangs to relieve the boredom) where one of the characters eats some explosives in the belief that it was marzipan (apperently it tasted like marzipan too -- go figure). When the nice elderly lady who was the gang moll was told, she said "Never mind, I have more". Then, seeing the look of fear on the other gang members' faces, she asks, "Can it explode?" When told that it could, she serenely turns off her hearing aid.


Hans

[Anders]

"I use my spear to give the troll a prostate exam."

[Mark Skarr]

Terry (GM): “And what have you been up to for the past three days?”
Rin (Me): “I’ve been at the college, following up on the mathematics angle.”
Stoner Math-Guy (GM-OOC?): “But, it’s only pot!”
Everyone else: “What?”
Rin (Me-OOC): “I said `mathematics’, not `meth addicts!’”

[ShdwWolf7]

I hate you all... I just spent eight hours reading this thread... and got as far as the fifties before skipping to the last couple of pages. :P

[johndallman]

It's too long to post, but Hugo-winning artists have adventures that are just as silly as anyone else's.

[Irish Wolf]

Originally Posted by johndallman

It's too long to post, but Hugo-winning artists have adventures that are just as silly as anyone else's.

PALADIN: If we swear that we won’t keep him for a pet and will give him up to a rescue, will you let us save him?

GM: For god’s sake! It’s Chaotic Evil! It’s a demon hound! It only accepts commands in Abyssal!

PALADIN: Dude, I speak Abyssal. You should have said.

PALADIN: (in Abyssal) Sit!

GM: …oh god, give me a Diplomacy roll, because that actually makes sense.

And this was the point where I completely lost it... :D