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10-04-2011, 10:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Omaha NE
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
We had a minor detour when I made the mistake of listing just what the hunters were bringing in for dinner, and a survival-trained player started talking about using an armadillo's shell to cook the armadillo meat, then using the claws as forks.
"It's an argument for Intelligent Design: an animal that comes with its own mess kit." |
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11-08-2011, 02:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Somewhere high up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From our GURPS Fringeworthy game:
We're preparing for a fight, so we're digging out miniatures. Tim: "Do you have one that looks like Big Gay Al?" Me: "I have Grand Admiral Thrawn." |
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11-14-2011, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Omaha NE
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
One character in the soon-to-wrap-up scenario is commonly referred to as "Sprout" for two reasons:
1) It's pronounceable, unlike his actual name 2) He's the product of an insane scientist splicing plant genes into human embryos. The mutant giant attack snakes just got their move on the combat speed chart. "One snake chomps Sprout," (roll for location) "in the head. I guess it's a vegan snake." |
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11-25-2011, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
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12-03-2011, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
Game in play currently:
John: "It's set fire to the parts of my brain that involve not killing you. Sorry Kevin!"
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12-03-2011, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the road again...
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From a vampire-hunting game I'm in, when we first encounter some jiangshi (Chinese hopping vampires):
Tana: "Hippity, hoppity vampires. Does anyone feel like this is more Easter than Halloween?"
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"Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting |
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12-06-2011, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the road again...
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
From a Planescape game I'm in, occuring just moments ago:
We spotted a roc flying high above us. Ren (Elan Psion): Roc falls. Shiro (Human Monk): Everyone dies
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"Life ... is an Oreo cookie." - J'onn J'onzz, 1991 "But mom, I don't wanna go back in the dungeon!" The GURPS Marvel Universe Reboot Project A-G, H-R, and S-Z, and its not-a-wiki-really web adaptation. Ranoc, a Muskets-and-Magery Renaissance Fantasy Setting |
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12-07-2011, 02:18 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: .
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
"My name is Marcus, sorry about the poop, I just got so scared I forgot to put a brand new pull-up on this morning."
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12-08-2011, 05:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
This is from a webcomic called Power Nap that I'm reading, not an RPG session, but I just couldn't resist. I won't describe the setup, as I think the quote speaks for itself:
"Uh... Can I ask why I'm standing on a giant red X?" Hans |
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12-10-2011, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA, Arizona, Mesa
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Re: Memorable Quotes.
One of the party members has Total Amnesia from a recent head wound.
Flameblade (GM): I'd forgotten that. Dammit, your head wound is contagious! Me: That... that hurts my brain. Flameblade: See!? Last edited by Celti; 12-10-2011 at 01:52 PM. |
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