Memorable Quotes.

[NeverCool]

Originally Posted by darksaba

And from a Paranoia Game where the player in the Trekie society shoots an attacking communist. The Laser bolt bounces of his reflec armour...
Player: Sir! They've adapted!

Couldn't stop laughing. Paranoia RPG at its best :-D

[jason taylor]

Originally Posted by Blood Legend

This thread is another humor thread, (2000 things, famous last words...) except different (aren't they all ;D).

What memorable quotes have you or your friends created, and what event where they tied to at that moment?

The "GM"(my dad, in a "choose your own adventure" RPG with no dice) as a running gag said something like

You are surrounded by the enemy. You call on them to surrender.

They refuse

"You admire their courage".

[Blood Legend]

Originally Posted by jason taylor

The "GM"(my dad, in a "choose your own adventure" RPG with no dice) as a running gag said something like

You are surrounded by the enemy. You call on them to surrender.

They refuse

"You admire their courage".

Already told us that one, page six at the bottom. ;D

[Mark Skarr]

This just happened tonight. This wasn't in game, this was me critically failing an IQ check.

MonkeyFist and I were at dinner tonight (or this morning, however you want to look at it).

MF: What's Arin's power at?
Me: Uh . . . (pulls out calculator). If my count's correct, she's been activated 21 times, so it's at 252, minus whatever the cost of the few powers she's used. But she has recharged a couple of times. So, she's right around there.
MF: *nods*
Me: So, when Arin's activated 108 times she'll power up into something very powerful. (Not a question, I was baiting him.)
MF: We'll see.
Me: 108 is an important number in Budhism. The Japanese revere it.
MF: *Stares at me for a moment*
Me: *Looks back questioningly*
MF: I know.
Me: *Few more seconds of dumb look*
Me: D'oh! (that was discussing the game Arin is in)
MF: *Howls of derisive laughter* *Several family-unfriendly remarks from Super Milk-Chan*
MF: That's almost as good as you forgetting how to divide by 6.

[Blood Legend]

Originally Posted by Mark Skarr

This just happened tonight. This wasn't in game, this was me critically failing an IQ check.

MonkeyFist and I were at dinner tonight (or this morning, however you want to look at it).

MF: What's Arin's power at?
Me: Uh . . . (pulls out calculator). If my count's correct, she's been activated 21 times, so it's at 252, minus whatever the cost of the few powers she's used. But she has recharged a couple of times. So, she's right around there.
MF: *nods*
Me: So, when Arin's activated 108 times she'll power up into something very powerful. (Not a question, I was baiting him.)
MF: We'll see.
Me: 108 is an important number in Budhism. The Japanese revere it.
MF: *Stares at me for a moment*
Me: *Looks back questioningly*
MF: I know.
Me: *Few more seconds of dumb look*
Me: D'oh! (that was discussing the game Arin is in)
MF: *Howls of derisive laughter* *Several family-unfriendly remarks from Super Milk-Chan*
MF: That's almost as good as you forgetting how to divide by 6.

I dont get it.

[HeroPenguin]

Originally Posted by Jamie

In Shackled City:

"I urinate on him." DM looks at me. "What? I'm Lawful Good!" We had no water, and the poor fellow was on fire and I didn't want him to die.

Our GM doesn't usually snort soda through his nose; he usually bangs his head on something and laments, "I hate you all."

Nice. Did you save him?

[Jamie]

Originally Posted by HeroPenguin

Nice. Did you save him?

Briefly. I failed my heal check, sadly, so he never recovered.

[Mark Skarr]

Originally Posted by Blood Legend

I dont get it.

If you check the link, I had mentioned the 108 names of God in the linked post. For some reason, it didn't connect that I was referencing something that not only did MonkeyFist know the importance of 108, he was using it in the game with the character we were talking about.

[Blood Legend]

Originally Posted by Mark Skarr

If you check the link, I had mentioned the 108 names of God in the linked post. For some reason, it didn't connect that I was referencing something that not only did MonkeyFist know the importance of 108, he was using it in the game with the character we were talking about.

ah. heh..

[jason taylor]

Originally Posted by Blood Legend

Already told us that one, page six at the bottom. ;D

Thought it was in another thread. Oh well, my mistake.