Favorite Gnomco Products

[mburr0003]

Originally Posted by martinl

Suggestion:

Ahah, definitely!

Boomdaddies should be telling terrible jokes or cracking horrible puns with every attack.


Bonus Boomdaddy joke: How does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it's apparent.

[martinl]

Gnomco Rappier™

This sword gives +4 to skill in Rap battles.

Gain enemy group, hooded assassins with a beef [9].

[Anders]

The beef is great for stake-outs.

[mburr0003]

Originally Posted by martinl

Gnomco Rappier™

This sword gives +4 to skill in Rap battles.

Gain enemy group, hooded assassins with a beef [9].

That's some Redcap vs Bluecap fo'shizzle!

[David Johansen]

Gnomeco Explosive King Clone

Assassins got you down? Can't sleep in your own bed? Make them think twice with this exact genetic duplicate that explodes when stabbed throwing razor sharp shrapnel around the room. Please allow 3 - 6 weeks for custom production. Defects in this product are part of its aesthetic appeal and non-refundable. Line of succession issues are not covered by the warrenty so don't use your Gnomeco Explosive King Clone to get out of boring relationship stuff to go golfing or fishing.

Gnomeco Explosive King Clown
This inflatable king sized clown is funny but prone to violent outbursts. It can dish it out but it can't take it. Gnomeco is not responsible for the consequences of giving the Gnomeco Explosive King Clown an axe to grind.