So, how great is Kromm anyway?

[mythusmage]

Kromm was once asked to GURPSify FATAL, but declined because the resulting cognitive dissonance would shatter the foundations of reality and turn Evil Stevie pro gun control.

[Kromm]

Originally Posted by Icelander

I think you're just making up excuses so you don't have to take on Chuck Norris. ;)

Naw, it's more like I kinda like the guy. He seems more genuine than 95% of current Hollywood doofoi, however corny The Octagon was.

[Icelander]

I sort of like Chuck Norris too.

I mean, well yes, there is this and this, but on the other hand:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[Kromm]

Originally Posted by Gamergirl

...Kromm is a force, an abberent maelstrom whirling madly through the aether, as its multitentacled limbs grope at the millions and billions of worlds and draw them inexorably towards its visciously ravenous maw...

But I'm trying to cut back as I get older and my metabolism slows down. That's the trouble with worlds . . . you can't eat just one.

[Icelander]

Kromm: The Devourer of Worlds (Low-Carb Only)?

[Qoltar]

Originally Posted by Icelander

Golan and Globus have been ripe for smiting for some years now.

American Ninja, Cobra, Death Wish II, The Delta Force, Invasion U.S.A., Missing in Action, Superman IV: The Quest For Peace and Lifeforce.

But let's not forget that Chuck's brother Aaron directed Delta Force 2, so it's not like Chuck was railroaded into it or didn't have any power over it.

I think you're just making up excuses so you don't have to take on Chuck Norris. ;)

LIFEFORCE?

Oh c'mon that was best cheezy Sci-fi with walking eye-candy that we had for awhile.

Sometimes you just gotta watch a cheezy Bad Sci-Fi movie for the fun of it.

- Ed Charlton

[Icelander]

Lifeforce was so bad that I wouldn't watch it if Kromm appeared in it.

Okay, that's a lie.

I would watch it then.

If he appeared naked in it, however...

That's truly a conscience question. I guess I don't know.

[Six_Gun_Sam]

Originally Posted by Icelander

Lifeforce was so bad that I wouldn't watch it if Kromm appeared in it.

Okay, that's a lie.

I would watch it then.

If he appeared naked in it, however...

You would watch it twice?

;-)

[Christopher R. Rice]

Originally Posted by Qoltar

LIFEFORCE?

Oh c'mon that was best cheezy Sci-fi with walking eye-candy that we had for awhile.

Sometimes you just gotta watch a cheezy Bad Sci-Fi movie for the fun of it.

- Ed Charlton

As much as I hate to agree...I loved that movie...it was awesome...

-hangs head in shame-

Ghostdancer

[Icelander]

Originally Posted by Ghostdancer

As much as I hate to agree...I loved that movie...it was awesome...

-hangs head in shame-

Trust in Kromm.

There is no shame.

You're already posting on a fan thread to an RPG author. Shame has no hold on you any more.

You're free to like any movie you want. If someone wants to call you a geek for it, you can tell him to get in line. ;)