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Old 02-13-2023, 12:33 PM   #1881
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The Matrix came out in '99.
The Terminator came out in '84.
Good catch. It was The Terminator. Their movie trivia is better than mine.
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Old 02-21-2023, 12:32 PM   #1882
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GM: "Do you have Danger Sense?"
Crystal: "No. I have anti-Danger Sense. I have Curious and Impulsive."
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Old 02-22-2023, 06:55 PM   #1883
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"lip reading in the campaign where everyone wears gas masks might not have turned out so great"


Combat Engineer: "I do explosives, but I like to set them up myselves. I don't do prepackaged stuff"
Commander: "So your an artist?"
Combat Engineer: "exactly!"
Commander: "They'll let anyone join the army these days"
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Old 03-04-2023, 05:21 PM   #1884
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OOC chat but very RPG-related (not to mention relatable):

BaroviaGM
This is well in advance, and I may repeat if necessary, but no game next Thursday, I'll likely be on a plane at the usual hour.

Alston
I'd forgotten, thanks for reminder.

Edwin
Thanks for the advance warning.

Gareth
What plane?

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Air.

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Old 03-04-2023, 08:57 PM   #1885
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"Those sneaky bastards just declared peace on us!"
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Old 03-06-2023, 10:06 PM   #1886
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"The plan failed to take into account the possibility of its own success."
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Old 03-10-2023, 12:43 PM   #1887
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Is it cheating if the quote isn't from a gaming session?

"Did you just throw an asteroid at them?"
"Damned right I did."
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Old 03-10-2023, 01:24 PM   #1888
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Is it cheating if the quote isn't from a gaming session?

"Did you just throw an asteroid at them?"
"Damned right I did."
It is not. This isn't "Memorable Gaming Quotes." Or I'd be in a lot of trouble.

Chelle: "I don't think I should go into town any more."
GM: "She's got PC Syndrome."
Chelle (OOC): "That won't show up on the MRI scan, will it?"
GM: "No."
Chelle (OOC): "Wait. PCS? I saw an after-school special on that--they're years away from a vaccine."
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Old 03-12-2023, 07:34 PM   #1889
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From yesterday's WFRP session

"Ha! Brother Dietrich! You have woken up from your coma!"

"Oh, and if you see a strange dark-haired lady that is your sister Lorelei."

"Um, she was blond wasn't she?"

"Yes, but now she is on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen. So are your brothers Stefan and Dresden.".

"Are you on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen brother Friedrich?".

"No, but do they listen to me?"

"No, they do not listen to you. Um, why are three-fifths of my nearest relatives on a wanted poster in Bogenhoffen?"

"Your sister Lorelei took that big warhammer she has and knocked the brains out of many of Bogenhoffen's most important citizens. They were worshipping Chaos at the time so it's probably alright but we did not feel like staying and explaining this to the Town Guard.".

"Ah!"

Later

"You have literally caught one of the kidnappers with his pants down. Dietrich what do you do?"

"I use my sling to make a called shot to his buttocks! Ah, I have rolled a 100!"

"You have instead struck your brother Steffan in _his_ buttocks. Fortunately Stefan is wearing his pants"

"That is indeed fortunate."

"Yes, I always try and encourage Stefan to wear pants"
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Old 03-19-2023, 03:20 PM   #1890
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Mark: "If he hit someone in the claws with his vitals . . .." (Pause as my brain heard the words my mouth said.)
Chaos: (Laughing hysterically) "Please, PLEASE don't let me do that!"
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