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Old 01-11-2023, 02:51 PM   #1871
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The DF campaign:

Narkron: "Don't call me a necromancer! I am a psychopomp!"
Kalife: "A what?"
Narkron: "A psychopomp." (OOC: "They were a band in the 70s")


Narkron: "Narkron's Glowing Purple Hand . . ." (OOC: "Who were an archetypical seventies band") "hits and does 10 injury. Not damage, direct injury. Deathtouch is like that."
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Old 01-11-2023, 08:04 PM   #1872
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The DF campaign:

Narkron: "Don't call me a necromancer! I am a psychopomp!"
Kalife: "A what?"
Narkron: "A psychopomp." (OOC: "They were a band in the 70s")


Narkron: "Narkron's Glowing Purple Hand . . ." (OOC: "Who were an archetypical seventies band") "hits and does 10 injury. Not damage, direct injury. Deathtouch is like that."
Narkron's Glowing Purple Hand used to open for Psychopomp. It was at a county fair beer garden.
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Old 01-19-2023, 05:32 AM   #1873
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GM: "All of those (ludicrous) plans would have been good plans. This is a swashbuckling game. There's no such thing as a plan that's too silly!"

Bob: "Challenge accepted!"
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Old 01-26-2023, 12:06 PM   #1874
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Simon: "Okay, let's see about sneaking in."
Party: general agreement.
GM: "All right, let's see some stealth rolls."
Simon: (Rolls a 16).
<beat>
Simon: "Right! So Steiner-Stealth it is! RWAR!"
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Old 01-28-2023, 04:21 PM   #1875
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John: "Yeah, I don't get it. Some women just throw themselves at me like that."
Asuka: "Must be your animal magnetism."
John: "It isn't working on you."
Asuka: "'Cuz I'm bi-polar."
<beat>
Asuka (OOC?): "I just made a magnet joke--I'm such a nerd."
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Old 01-29-2023, 09:36 PM   #1876
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GM: "She's a little banged up, but not at all injured."
Feng: "Except for my emotions."
GM: "He can't perform first aid on your emotions."

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GM: "If you take your time, you can get out, no problem.
Feng: "I don't see a reason to go quickly."
GM: "Yeah, there are no dinosaurs here yet."
<beat>
GM: "Did I say 'yet?'"

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Mia: "She found the Air Marshall?"
GM: "Yes, because [Chaos] is a murder hobo--she likes to loot the bodies."
Chaos: "Not me!"

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Bobb: "It's going to be hard as [heck] to get [the trollies] out."
GM: "Yeah, the plane is not in the upright position."

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Chaos: "I glare at the underbelly of the plane."
GM: "It remains impassive--as if it were made from metal."

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GM: "You now have a blood-soaked piece of jagged metal that you know can cut things."
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Old 02-07-2023, 06:04 PM   #1877
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Lilly: "You guys should really consider letting us go--this won't go well for you."
Goon 1: "Well, we'll just see about that."
GM: "In the distance, you can hear a wolf howl."
Goon 2: "What was that?"
Mitzi: "Your two-minute warning."
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Old 02-08-2023, 07:22 AM   #1878
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On finding evidence of a robot apocolypse:


Player1: "What year are we from again?"
GM: "1983"
Player1: "Darn, we haven't seen Short Circuit!"
Player2: "When did the Matrix come out?"
Player3: <Typing> "1984"
<in a different session we found that the PC's have seen Empire Strikes Back but not Return of the Jedi>
GM: "Wow, the 80's produced a lot of Good Sci-Fi"
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Old 02-08-2023, 03:40 PM   #1879
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Westworld from 1973 or Battlestar Galactica from 1978 would be known.
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Old 02-12-2023, 04:26 PM   #1880
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Player2: "When did the Matrix come out?"
Player3: <Typing> "1984"
The Matrix came out in '99.
The Terminator came out in '84.
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